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Please mute your Zoom if it's not your turn.
You have 5 kids and 11 dogs.
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Funniest thing about this restaurants worker convo is no one is pointing to customer entitlement and how workers might be fed up with that too regardless of pay.
Ask me how I know.
Ask me how y’all were acting at brunch before and during the pandemic.
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If I wrote No Scrubs I would tell y'all every fucking day. You wouldn't be able to shut me up.
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Can’t stress this enough as a PT restaurant worker. We don’t care about your financial situation or who pays. It becomes a problem when your arithmetic and transactions are time-consuming. Especially when it’s busy. Sort out your coins and your friendships before you arrive.
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Black women have been trying to tell us for YEARS that white women will choose their race over their gender, every time.
And here we are.
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But do gay men understand consent when they go to a gay bar?
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“Choose better men” is starting to sound like “Call better cops.”
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Gay men give into the same toxic, predatory instincts as straight men but use their marginalized status to elude accountability.
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When you don't spend your entire adulthood being stressed out by men.
Not only does
#TracyChapman
sound just as incredible performing Fast Car tonight at
#TheGrammys
as she did when it was first released, but how is she 60!?! Gray hair aside she hasn’t aged since I was in 5th grade!
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Too many black folks on here with large platforms speaking on behalf of blackness who don’t seem to engage with different kinds of black people in real life. They are taking up too much space.
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Biggest issue with shit like this and the ensuing discourse is that it NEVER takes the workers into account. We are not judging you, we are just tired.
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... and how y’all acted like it was new, personalized information and not mayoral order and also POSTED ON THE DOOR.
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Ask me how Karens come in all ages and colors and how many times I had to remind you 20 and 30-something nwords to put a mask on.
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Ugliest part? It was usually my Spanish-speaking coworkers who caught the most hell from y’all.
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On another note, them mfs was eating GOOD. This is a Carrington-Colby-Dexter meal.
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Or you can ask me how every time someone is having a tantrum at the host stand 9 times out of 10 is some brat with balloons who thinks her homegirl is the only one in the building with a damn birthday.
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And on average per person you’re paying $40 - SHORT MONEY - to spill and break shit and talk down to the people who have to clean up after you.
Then argue about the bill and who had a $2 coffee while the reservation is waiting for their table.
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I noticed how the standards don’t even be that high and y’all are still struggling to meet them.
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And if another booking is waiting for that table, the time it takes to figure out who your friends are creates a domino effect, from the host stand to the floor staff. Y'all have GOT to have this shit sorted before you arrive.
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"Naturalista. Webnista. Fashionista. Healer. Internet mogul. Auntie. I tweet my truth."
http://t.co/UzGLOMQv8b
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Why are you in a Black southern style restaurant asking if the corn bread is gluten free? I hate these new Blacks in DC. Please go back to Calabasas or wherever the fuck y'all from.
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Let's have an honest conversation about delusional, below average dudes measuring feminine beauty this vocally.
http://t.co/363TRyZIZh
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Seeing a lot of remarks about what tech the business should use or the responsibility of the server. Every place is different. When you visit a restaurant you are on their program, they are not on yours.
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You know what would be nice to go along with this Aaliyah for MAC collection? Her music on streaming services.
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So you saying Gay Me has more rights than Black Me?
I really need to have a talk with myself. But I need to check my privilege first.
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On the rare occasion someone in my crew (people I've been eating with for years) consumes less or does not drink, we either cover it or sort it after we leave. No way we are doing this shit IN THE RESTAURANT.
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I hate the phrase "racial divide."
What you meant was white supremacy.
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And there is no amount of tech or effort on the part of the business that can prevent your shit from being declined, which is also time-consuming. Again, this about all messy transactions, not just splitting.
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These cases about to go back up because y’all gonna be at brunch making out with the next table.
BREAKING: Fully vaccinated people no longer need to wear masks or physically distance indoors or outdoors in most circumstances, CDC plans to announce, according to two sources familiar with the recommendations.
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I love how everyone on this platform is an expert in every field except the field of shutting the fuck up. Good morning.
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I aspire to this level of niggatry. It’s majestic.
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She is indeed versatile but how can we educate young content creators on correctly identifying genres without hurting their feelings?
Beyoncé’s versatility is truly INSANE like mother really has music in every genre… nobody is touching her
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT...
VH1 finna marathon Flavor Of Love and I Love New York next weekend???
BITCH. GET. THE. SNACKS.
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When SWV pull out that Michael Jackson remix Kandi and them might as well start passing out refreshments.
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*taps mic*
Don't attend any "90s" parties thrown by someone born in it.
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It’s like their only context for being black is through an academic, self serious traumatic lens and they are talking the loudest. I hate it here.
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There were a lot of Black men who were "What about Harvey Weinstein"-ing for days leading up to the Cosby verdict. You're not gonna hear from them today.
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Orders generally will have a seat number to help food runners and, depending on the POS, that number helps with bill-splitting. I have spilt checks proactively but it doesn't work when folks aren't on time and shift seats.
What if restaurants started placing orders by seat number and not table?
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Black Actors Won More Awards at This Year’s Tonys Than in the Last 9 Years of the Oscars
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I see a lot of people tweeting about HIPPA today but I'll venture a guess that y'all actually mean HIPAA.
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An Interview With the Man Who Told the LAPD, 'Suck My Dick and Choke On it, I Yield My Time, Fuck You'
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@KirkWrites79
She's so incredulous, like the macing was worse than what she was attempting. They are unhinged.
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When women on the street don't wanna be bothered with a bunch of questions, y'all gonna defend her the same way y'all defend Marshawn?
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Everybody Wants to Rule the World is my jam!
If you're a real fan of The Beatles name a song of theirs other than Bohemian Rhapsody
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I saw someone tweet that Christmas is next week and I rolled my eyes like y'all are just being dramatic as usual and CHILE CHRISTMAS IS NEXT WEEK
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Y’all can’t agree on what black is.
Y’all can’t agree on what thick is.
Y’all can’t agree on what cancelled is.
Y’all can’t agree on what masculine is.
So why even bother?
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Zendaya Coleman: 'I Don't Face the Same Struggles as a Woman With Darker Skin' via
@bglhonline
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If you can't/won't tip just don't tip and get the fuck on. Don't leave a bitch-ass note about it.
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WW have been the handmaidens for white supremacy for 100s of years. Don't worry about my tweets, worry about the dignity you just sacrificed
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Dunno why so many of you waste your precious Black-ass time explaining shit to white people.
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If I ever get on here and tweet that I need to get my fucking life together please know I’m just talking about cleaning my kitchen.
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Teddy Riley has MULTIPLE Michael Jackson songs. Does he know he could have WON this competition?
I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS!!!
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Spotify users, go to your "Release Radar" under Browse > Discover > New Releases For You.
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Seeing a lot of white women in my replies who want a pat on the back for not being representative of the 66% who voted for Trump. PRIORITIES
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Y'all have been spreading viruses and disease since the beginning of recorded history so why should 2020 be any different?
I'll be having more than 10 ppl at my house on Thanksgiving. My address is public record. Some family will come from (gasp!) New Jersey.
Kids will see their grandparents, cousins will play in the yard, sis in law will bring strawberry rhubarb pie, & a turkey will be overcooked.
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Black folks voted in droves for Debbie the Time/Life operator while white women voted for a pussy-grabbing apricot.
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Shoutout to all the snaggletooth white people in middle America who believe the Affordable Care Act and Obamacare are two different things.
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People have a right to not wanna date someone for any reason without having to suffer a deluge of “but he’s nice.” Girl I don’t give a fuck.
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@KirkWrites79
And there's some businesses that just don't want to open that now might be on the hook for rent.
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Revisiting the first Alien movie and all this shit happened because they would not listen to a female commanding officer who told them to observe quarantine procedures by not letting an infected colleague back on the ship.
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Fellas, let me help you out with this ONE thing when it comes to dating:
When you want to see someone it's ok to say "I want to see you." Even better when it's accompanied by an IDEA.
Don't waste folks' time with endless variations of "wyd" when you're in your fucking 30s.
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Why did an officer punch this woman in her face while she was HANDCUFFED? Was he threatened?
@cnn
#AskACop
http://t.co/24vhzrMNzF
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People that historically riot after SPORTING EVENTS lecturing Black folks about how to react when a cop kills an unarmed citizen. HA!
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