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Proud of the rail riders to sticking to their bit and going to a groundbreaking new venue just to stare at the same four nutsacks they’ve been gazing into for the last 75+ shows.
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You don’t have to go to every phish show. If the sphere sounds like it sucks to you: don’t go. No one thinks you’re cooler or not cooler for going or not going; you’re a phish phan, you’re already deeply uncool.
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Imagine giving birth on a tarp outside in Delaware surrounded by wooks
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In Vegas, and Lady Gaga comes out to join them for “if I could”, “Julius”, and a phish take on her song “poker face” which gets jammed tf out (like 27 mins type 2) and features her on keys with page. Lady Gaga is wearing a bejeweled body suit with the Fishman donut print on it.
Now that many people saw the "holy grail" let's have some fun. What is your absolute dream scenario at a Phish show? Get as creative as you want.
One of mine would be an all instrumental jammed out version of TMWSIY. Think along the lines of Peter and the Wolf.
#PhishDream
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Tonight was wing nite at the bar next to my gym. I went wearing this GD hoodie. A guy comes and taps me on the shoulder to ask what my shirt says. He did not ask me to name 3 songs. He asked if I liked phish too. His buddy went to 3 nites of sphere.… 1/4
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A lot of you have been really cool to me for the last few years, even and especially when I was going thru it and quite unhinged, and I appreciate you for your kindness and sticking by me and supporting me. Happy I now get to rage with you from a happy place. 💜💖💜
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BRING OUT SUSAN AND PLAY IF I COULD, YOU COWARDS
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Dad bought a gram from a dispensary but he THOUGHT he was buying edibles so he opened the bag and popped a nug into his mouth.
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Didn’t expect this to happen so soon but… I’m moving to SF!!
Wait, no, the other one: Santa Fe! (Remember to be clear in your manifestations, y’all.)
An incredible opportunity literally fell into my lap, and I couldn’t turn it down. I’m moving before the months end.
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I’m always curious about the experience of the performers phish hires. Had they heard of phish before? What did they think of the show/phans/music? What was their expectation vs reality?
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Aren’t you so glad you ruined the gamehenge surprise for everyone? Congrats! Your guy Knows Stuff, you are The Coolest Phish Phan. There’s no award!!
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Full face of makeup for drivers license pic
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This is even more sick than I imagined in my brain
@zzbenz
was hoping someone could mash up Steely Dan’s Do It Again and Sade’s Smooth Operator, and I told her I know a guy. 😎
@SkratchBastid
on the wheels of steel for your listening pleasure.
Denver! He will be there this Saturday, April 13! Seriously, don’t sleep.
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It’s cool that last time I went to phish Vegas on a whim cause I got fired and this time I’m going to phish Vegas on a whim cause my boss knew I wanted to go see phish in Vegas so she set me up to scout a location in Vegas. Full circle.
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As a person who occasionally drinks alcohol, I fucking hate it when events that are supposed to be inclusive or corporate revolve around alcohol (take place at bars, provide happy hours, etc). Like fuck anyone in recovery, amirite?
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Still not over how phish invited you all to the Barn for N1 encore and yall groaned. They’ll never invite us back now.
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No more phish in prohibition states for me. Sorry not sorry.
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I might be the only person on the planet who thinks the gamehenge show was amazing but I’m not sad to have missed it 🤷🏼♀️
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I know everyone’s over the Drew discourse but I gotta say I LOVE that he is not backtracking on his statements or claiming he was hacked. He’s standing by his word and I respect that!
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Has my dad made the best RFK meme?
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One of you out there has a ticket for me. I am a great seatmate. I don’t chomp. I will fetch you drinks & bring all the joints and even some edibles. I will make silly faces at you when we make eye contact during jams. I will make sure you have a blast.
ISO 1 4/19 phish sphere
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I feel like naming her Bertha cause she’s the biggest car I’ve ever had.
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Karina, mid show: “I keep wanting to look behind me. Is it sick?”
Yes. (Thought looking at the lighthouse from the stage is probably pretty cool too!)
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Did I tell y’all I sat down to eat in the lot, set my phone down, got up, wandered shakedown for 15 mins before realizing I left my phone - with my ticket, ID, and debit card in it - where I’d been sitting. Booked it back and it was still there 🥰
I am so lucky.
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When you run into your buddies post show and some are going to shakedown and others going home
The penguins on the left are heading out to sea, the ones on the right are heading back to the rookery having already been out at sea. They stop for a brief exchange before one accidentally walks with the other group & needs to be reminded where to go. 🐧😂
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One teen dies and we recall chips.
Countless die from gun violence and yet 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
“One Chip Challenge” Recalled from Store Shelves After Teen Dies Shortly After Eating the Product
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Hey,
Reminder that Dicks N1 is Hot Pink night! 💖💕🌺💓🎀💗🌸💞👚👛
Anyone who wears hot pink should get in a group pic cause
@wattznext
offered to donate $3 for everyone in the pic wearing pink to the Susan G Komen fund.
See you there, Barbies!
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Get you a man who makes sure the sun will shine on your back door most days. 🌻💛🫠
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Uh… I think these new frames let me pull off a middle part…
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After hours and hours at the dealership, me test driving 5 different cars and two of them twice, I finally left with a 2024 Honda CRV. Shes a beaut. Pix tomorrow!
Was surprisingly sad to say bye to my replacement Fit, she got me thru many many miles and some rough times.
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When everything’s right turns into a sick jam
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Chicken enchiladas smothered in green Chile and cheese with polar and pinto beans. Prickly pear marg, and sopapillas.
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Not sorry I’m not watching phish tonight - I’ll be at meow wolf to see
@KarinaRykman
and that is far cooler!!
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Finally listened to
@berman1125
and got a different style of frames. Thoughts, questions, concerns?
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People: What do you mean there were signs at a young age that you’d grow up to be a bisexual drug band loving hippie?
Me at a young age:
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I’m a micro celebrity - get me outta here!!
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THERE ARE TWO NUNS GOING TO THE DISPENSARY ON MY CORNER RIGHT NOW ITS A SIGN holy shit
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Hi, I still have a face, even if I don’t post it often.
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I was so proud and honored to be the one to announce Magz the Wook of the Year Award. I love this woman and am so happy to call her a friend of mine! Her energy is infectious, her heart is huge, her beauty is as gorgeous on the inside as the outside. She’s a real one. 💜💜💜
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Gonna look like I’ve been crying for a week today - you can all thank
@Magic_Thursday
for giving me the church giggles for hours last night before bed.
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Where I’m standing, cannabis and abortions are illegal. But once you cross under that sign, both are legal. What even are borders. Stupid. Anyway.
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Driving home 😭
But what an incredible week I had. Saw a lot of things I’d never seen before. Beauty of many kinds. Heart full. 💜🌵💜
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If you hate me or sunflowers, you’re gonna hate this excessive thread of both. 🌻💛🌞
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She lived in San Francisco in the 60s/70s. She’s turning 72 & saw the Grateful Dead 72 times, she likes that symmetry. She is stunning & impeccably dressed. I fall in love with her in that moment. She leaves. I don’t know if I’ll ever see her again.
Fin.
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Strawberry Cough is making a comeback among dispensaries - you’re welcome
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Sorry to those why hate it when someone changes their display name and their profile pic simultaneously. It’s me, bitchybenzy, COTY, custy cunt, army of nun, psychedelic socialist slut, etc I CONTAIN MULTITUDES
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I love my job.
I am so lucky. Everything is always working out for me. ✨
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Just got to my new place in Santa Fe. It’s so fucking cute 😭🤌🏼
And in the fridge waiting for me was this:
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The best part of going out for drinks with your high school gay bestie and his boyfriend is wearing a shirt like this and not giving a fuck
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Couldn’t pick 1, so I’m giving you 2 7s on 7/7. Now go turn The Eleven up to 11.
❤️⚡️💙
#thotmath
#thottythursday
#wellthethursdaysarethehardestdays
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My dad wants everyone to know he used to live across the street from
@drewfromtv
and he was a Wook back then
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100 likes and I’ll consider embarrassing myself in front of strangers
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The Abyss (shocking not a phish song reference)
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It’s cool if you don’t use Spotify but not cool when you get on a high horse about it. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. You fuck up too. 😘
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If you visit New Mexico and don’t have a green chile cheeseburger, you’re doing it wrong.
I’m not visiting though, I live here now apparently.
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I left California for an adventure. This was not the adventure I expected, wanted, or hoped for…
But, finally, I’m very excited to be on this path & see where it takes me.
🪄✨💜🥳
Thank you to so many of you for supporting me, loving me, & bearing w/ me thru the hard parts.
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Broke my bong while cleaning it today. RIP. A moment of silence please.
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What if we finger banged each other on the mondegreen Ferris wheel
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Thotty Thursday? More like Three Interview Thursday 😅
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Why do I always look like the girl in the burning house meme
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🎶welcome this is my (new) twitter, free of reply guys, alas. And lurkers have also been banned. We are so very sorry! There is little I can do, to mass block them🎶
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When the eclipsed sun hits your disco ball 🪩☀️🌑🌙
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What is my life 😂
Having dinner alone @ the bar when a couple starts talking to me (not in that way), say I remind them of their daughter who lives in norcal 😂 then they paid for my dinner & said they’d hit me up to dog sit. Also told me to call if I ever get a flat tire 😂
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I have a deep anger at everyone who posted tickets for over $1000 and then they went unused tonight when I could’ve enjoyed that spot.
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Oh noes, what’s some dead head lady on twitter gonna think of this shirt I bought with my own salary?
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