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Me: I have a great idea for a movie: “Fall guy”. Friend: but, that alr…. Me interrupting: it’s just me wearing sweaters and drinking spiced lattes the whole time. Friend: sounds funny.

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Not even AI can solve for the inability to successfully separate sliced deli cheese.

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Thanks Bird Flu, I just had to take out a HELOC to feed my family. A Home Eggquity Line of Credit.

How about you root for the @Eagles in style with some proper @cottonbureau swag. Go Birds.

The perfect gift for your taco loving friends this holiday is a super soft tee with this taco I drew on it. Better yet, with this coupon code it's 25% off for a limited time on @cottonbureau -- FoodFight25. Taco bout a great deal. #taco #tee #design

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Body: how bout up top there pal?. Me: it’s perfect I love it. Body: so what I’m hearing is thinner and greyer? Say less.

Body: you know you haven’t had any hair in your inner ear lobe, is that getting chilly these days for ya?. Me: no. Body: ok let’s try it.

One fun aspect of getting older is the body randomly decides to try growing hair in places it hasn’t existed for decades.

Do you like daily games and do you like the NFL? Well then do I have the perfect game for you:

RT @SBNation: Test your NFL knowledge on Sep 4 with SB Nation’s new daily trivia game

RT @SBNation: Test your NFL knowledge with SB Nation’s new daily trivia game

Hey! I made a thing and I would love for you to try it. Guess the NFL player in 5 tries or less. Consider this a beta and please send me feedback if you have it :) . @SBNation

RT @PrideOfDetroit: Your new daily word game obsession is here. Be one of the first people to try out our new NFL player guessing game. htt….

We should flip Mother’s Day and Father’s Day every year. I swear it rains every Mother’s Day :(.

A taco hat is where it’s at.

Still got it

Yo @dropbox you really just opted everyone in to sharing our data with @OpenAI by default?!. Turn this off in settings because it's already clicked to on.