Sofi
@zoapyrolls
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I’d like to give each of you a kiss on the cheek, if you’ll have me of course.
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HEY so some of YOU are BEHIND on watching the silly little TIKTOKS that I send you before I lay my sleepy head to rest at night so PLEASE can we circle back and get on that PLEASE?! Y’all know who you are. It’s NOT funny this is SERIOUS
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My friend just told me that I talk like a valley girl so I’m ending it tn
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i would like to publicly apologize to @jennmoynn for not opening the tweets she sends me. so sorry
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Musicians and their drug of choice: Brass: Beer Piano: Nicotine Percussion: Caffeine Electronic: Marijuana Singers: Attention Double reeds: Whatever is in those little cups Strings: Hard liquor Clarinets: Jesus Guitar: LSD Flutes: Suppressed rage
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Listen I do think that hairless cats deserve love I just don’t think that it’s me that’s going to give it to them
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i love academic validation but my preffered method of payment is fistbumps 🤜🏻🤛🏻
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Sopranos make excellent pirates because they know the high Cs, I'm sorry, I'm SORR-
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cute belt? more like i cant get this shit offfast enufbwfore i piss myselfb
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i want to dress up and look pretty and be treated like a goddess… is that too much?
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i feel targeted
I don’t have a caffeine dependency I have an “I just need a little drink in my hand every day :P” dependency :)
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why do libraries only let you reserve a study space for 2 hours. thats only one lecture?!?! i need to watch EIGHT
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this is perfect thanks for asking
Just gonna start calling every chef I see “that one guy from ratatouille” IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU
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