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Humor account for those that realize the situation is hopeless. Just sitting back watching the world crash and burn. Phillies & Eagles fan!
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This is a metaphor for everything I try to accomplish in life. Wait for it!
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Ever go to the grocery store for one thing. But you end up buying 10 things and forget to buy the damn thing you originally went there for?
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Does anyone out there in this fading culture even get this joke anymore?
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Attention women:
Part of a man fixing something includes screaming, yelling, swearing and losing his shit. Get used to it!
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A lot of you people seem normal, Why would you follow someone as fucked up as me? 😅
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My asshole neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard! 🤣🤣🤣
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Did you ever have that feeling something is about to go wrong? I feel like that all the time.
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Sometimes I think my whole life is someone else's bad acid trip.
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I'm trisexual. I try to find someone to have sex with but I never get anywhere. 😔
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Ladies when some pervert asks for nudes send him this! He'll be sitting there for hours.
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They played us. Both men and women We're still falling for it!
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You have to relive one day of your life forever. Which day do you choose?
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How long after dental surgery can a woman give oral sex? Is it really 10 years?
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I'm a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Do you think this is true? Do you think this is what is being done to women?
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Officer could you please spare me the safety speech and just write me the ticket? Like you really give a fuck about my safety anyway.
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There's always that one asshole that gets in your way 5 times during your grocery shopping experience. 😡
#Murder
#DontDoIt
#LifeInPrison
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After you cheated on my with 9 different men and tried to poison me twice.....I'm starting to wonder if you really love me. 😔
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You meet your 18 year old self- you can say 3 words- what are they?
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My brother was an only child. That's how I got this fucked up.
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