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哲弦Jesse

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Inspirations, half-baked thoughts & making fun of fintech terms

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Joined February 2011
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哲弦Jesse
1 year
Why is Remote Desktop renamed to Windows App, why
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哲弦Jesse
3 years
Every time come to twitter when another service is down
@MSFT365Status
Microsoft 365 Status
3 years
We've received reports of users being unable to access Microsoft Teams or leverage any features. We're investigating the issue and further updates can be found in your Service Health Dashboard via TM402718.
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@DebsRoudy
CallmeDebsy
4 years
Me running to Twitter to confirm that I’m not the only one affected by instagram, WhatsApp and Facebook shut down. #WhatsAppDown #InstagramDown #facebookdown
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哲弦Jesse
4 years
Love this new guy’s fun facts, especially the 3rd one #FunFact
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
Even I’m confused 🐶 #machinelearning
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
What is #die2die in semiconductor engineering? Thought it was a joke when I first read the term
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
#Siri helping me name my cat..seems only work for mandarin version 😸
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
Real story from a friend who was multi-tasking (doing her beauty routines) over a zoom meeting... forgot to mute of course 🤫
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
Thanks! It was a good laugh 🐄🐄
@300Hours
300Hours
13 years
CFA exam curriculum, as explained by 2 cows. http://t.co/QrHo3kuRKw
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
Reminded me of stockpiling toilet rolls 🧻
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
Finally get the #vanilla part in vanilla bond / vanilla swap
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
Same 🤣
@feliciatong
Felicia Tong
5 years
My phone book is like yellow pages. Some contacts in my phone book more than 10 years, I never call/sms the person. Some contacts are bank hotline, cab call centre, bridge number, lawyers, Neway hotline, hair salons, carpark managements... 🤦🏻‍♀️ and a contact named “Stranger” 🤦🏻‍♀️
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
Glad that the boss thinks we are badass miracle workers #engineer
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
More bond #nicknames
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
Cute nicknames (so are they called “Merlion bonds” in Singapore?)
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哲弦Jesse
5 years
Kids saying “I do” #agGrid
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@MELewis_Mel
MELewis
6 years
So sad that one of my favourite apps, #Wunderlist, is now a Microsoft product. It will be rebaptized 'To do' which sounds like a terrible name. Not all lists are to-do's! Why does big tech have to ruin everything?!
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哲弦Jesse
6 years
I’m so sad that #Wunderlist will be gone
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