jeff
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cowabunga
Galapagos, Ecuador
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Oh my god I just tried to 2x speed my wife’s storytelling while on the phone I’m cooked
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Everyone who invested in the seed: Oh wow mega so good Everyone else: Uhhhhhh wot
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Don’t worry guys there are plenty more regimes that need changing. I think one a week would be bullish enough to send it.
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Honestly monkey business has been incredibly profitable highly recommend 10/10
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Quitting vape cold turkey and wife keeps hitting me with the “are you mad at me?” Holy fuck
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The United States is just fifty third world countries in a trench coat
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New years resolutions: Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people ...
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My grandma call she said jeff you work to hard I’m worried you’ll forget about me BALL BALL BALL
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