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@zeroexjeff
jeff
1 year
I am long bitcoin puppet
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Yea baby yeaaaaaa
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
2 days
As somebody who’s been using Coinbase since they only had three coins to choose from uhhh I forgor what I was gonna say
@CoinbaseInsto
Coinbase Institutional 🛡️
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Meme coin performance also fell as the market gravitated to higher-quality assets amid the broad selloff.
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
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🎵I think we’re all gnomes now🎵
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
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Oh my god I just tried to 2x speed my wife’s storytelling while on the phone I’m cooked
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jeff
3 days
What in the George Orwell is happening
@Polymarket
Polymarket
3 days
JUST IN: Dr. Oz announces new federal guidance on alcohol intake. Alcohol is now recommended in the government's "dietary guidelines" — but he warns "don't have it for breakfast"
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
3 days
Everyone who invested in the seed: Oh wow mega so good Everyone else: Uhhhhhh wot
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
4 days
Everyone watched peeky blinders and suddenly thinks everything is a scheme hey wait a second
@PredMTrader
PredictionMarketTrader
4 days
Today's White House Press Briefing had a 98% chance of running over 65 minutes - until Karoline Leavitt abruptly ended it with seconds to spare. Traders on the NO side made 50x in seconds.
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
5 days
Hey siri play my obnoxious retard playlist
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@cmsholdings
Art of The CMS
6 days
Lukewarm ball of money
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
6 days
Don’t worry guys there are plenty more regimes that need changing. I think one a week would be bullish enough to send it.
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jeff
6 days
Honestly monkey business has been incredibly profitable highly recommend 10/10
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jeff
6 days
Quitting vape cold turkey and wife keeps hitting me with the “are you mad at me?” Holy fuck
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
9 days
The United States is just fifty third world countries in a trench coat
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@WWaltuhh
12,000 angry bees
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New years resolutions: Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people Sting people ...
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
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Yerr
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Per
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@zeroexjeff
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10 days
Happy new year! Don’t forget rent!
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
10 days
$4
@coingecko
CoinGecko
10 days
Bitcoin Price Over the Years 2013: $755 2014: $317 2015: $431 2016: $967 2017: $14,840 2018: $3,810 2019: $7,240 2020: $28,837 2021: $47,192 2022: $16,604 2023: $42,221 2024: $92,627 2025: $88,415 2026: ?
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
12 days
I wonder if anybody else in this bar is on ct
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@zeroexjeff
jeff
12 days
My grandma call she said jeff you work to hard I’m worried you’ll forget about me BALL BALL BALL
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