Older uber driver spent fifteen minutes last night talking about how much he loves nyc, the culture of the place, giving restaurant recs, his theories on subterranean civilization under the city, etc. Finally I ask him when’s the last time he went. “When I was 7..” Interesting.

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Romance is dead.

Ok I’ll bite who’s Jonathan Bowden

@LustralBasin More Jews have been sent to Florida to die than anything Nazi germany could have imagined pulling off.

Americans nuked Japan twice and now they‘re best friends on Twitter. Americans prop up Canada’s economy and sovereignty for eighty years, yet leafs absolutely despise them. Many lessons here.

Religious Moralists offer such a full throated defense of objective truth that one risks starting to believe there is some kind of relationship between the two

This man has walked the Eightfold Path and entered the temple of Right Thinking. If he removed those shades, you would see an infinite well of divine compassion in his perfect blue eyes

A mistress is a wife a you choose

@IberianMantis Stop sexualizing her rapeable, breedable body you pervert

wake up.

Enjoy the #Rape, but REFLECT on it.

Now That’s What I Call Goytunes

I kinda look like this.

white people don’t have fun like this anymore

I want to exterminate all life in the state of New Jersey. I want to make it a colony instead of a state. I want it to be a great big national park where no one is allowed to live. But until this is done to India first, it would be un-American to begin this great project.

You don’t have the visual spatial reasoning to imagine my goals.

Every woman on this app is retarded, mentally deranged, and evil until proven otherwise.

It’s not just wrong, it’s unamerican to prefer the Beatles to the Beach Boys.

As a man, some of the meals you make you better not let any woman see...