Who called it Tinder and not Naive Baes Classifier?

We know what we have to do to save our city from Andrew Cuomo. We're cross endorsing 🤝 @ZohranKMamdani https://t.co/zIOJkBi1BT

oh cool, apparently my talk is on YouTube too!

proud of my teammie for shipping this!

zeigenvalue++

My talk from @TheLeadDev is up! ✨ Dive in with me as I discuss the frontend performance problems we faced at Slack and the approaches we took to make and keep the app fast ⚡️

If you saw my talk at LeadDev and were like "I wish this talk were more of a StaffPlus talk!" this version might be more up your alley! I will say, though, I like the way the LeadDev talk came out more in the end ;)

Video https://t.co/hf0R9rYQ1U from @zeigenvector's "Several Components are Rendering: Client Performance at Slack-Scale" talk. To get notified when next video is up, subscribe and hit the bell button #webperf #nyc

About to give my talk “Several Components are Rendering: Client Performance at Slack-Scale” at @TheLeadDev! Find my slides at https://t.co/Er0RXmEhea ⚡️💖 #leaddevnewyork

brand new slide for the revised version of my talk about Slack's frontend performance for wednesday at @TheLeadDev #leaddevny (i cant help it the lyrics literally have the word "profile" in it)

Yesterday was my first day on the Web Infra team at @NotionHQ! Excited to help my fellow Notinos make Notion fast, reliable, and pleasant to use! 💖⚡️🧱📝

If you're a frontend (web) developer, and would like to try DevRel, there's no better place than @honeycombio ! I'm hiring:

Slides  https://t.co/xAiaEJxhM6  from @zeigenvector's "Several Components are Rendering: Client Performance at Slack-Scale" talk. We'll have video posted to our YouTube channel shortly, subscribe here to get updates! https://t.co/EshoSjQDv8 #webperf #NYC

And if you missed it this time around, you can still come to @TheLeadDev Conference in NYC next month and hear me give a similar but also different version of the talk on September 4th!

Thanks @nywebperf for having me as speaker tonight and listening to me talk about how we made @SlackHQ faster while I was there! ⚡️ Check out my slides at

Tonight at 6:00PM @ Fastly: Several Components are Rendering: Client Performance at Slack-Scale with @zeigenvector. See you all there: https://t.co/6OJmCzPiL2 #webperf #nyc

This Tuesday, August 13 at 6:00PM: "Several Components are Rendering: Client Performance at Slack-Scale" with @zeigenvector. Please update your RSVPs: https://t.co/6OJmCzOKVu #webperf #nyc

ok it took me until now to realize that chappell does not in fact have *mermaids* along with the twin bed and the toys

so have we done childless brat lady yet or ?

Next speaker event on August 13: Several Components are Rendering: Client Performance at Slack-Scale with @zeigenvector. RSVP now: https://t.co/6OJmCzOKVu #webperf #wpo #perfmatters

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