Punishment Uncle
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Luke ⚡️32⚡️ he/him ⚡️ Artist previously known as Monkie Fucker Extraordinaire ⚡️7 years sober ⚡️ Priv: @PunishedUnc
Joined March 2023
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Walked through a spider web and flailed around like crazy.
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Conclave reference. Nice.
gif of this shot from superman that focused on this old lady's pet turtle for some reason
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The wiring issues n squirrels in the walls for 10 months and only having 1 meter for 4 units + my roommate’s room being connected to the restaurant electricity is so illegal .I’m getting my money back somehow istg.
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Me and my roommate were fighting about the electric bill too bc I said it was from his cousins staying over and running a leaky air mattress 24/7 and he said I was lying about how much it cost just to swindle him (it’s in my name n he didn’t want to pay anymore).
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There’s a single electricity meter for the 4 apartments and I’ve been wondering why my electric bill is $300+ per month. I’ve been going back and forth with the landlord and electric company and turns out im 100% paying for other people’s electric. For the past 3 years.
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Come to find out my Aunty Nancy is metal as fuck and watches surgeries and researches plane crashes for fun. My Uncie Wayne tripped and scalped himself and she showed me pics of his scalp pulled up with the skull showing while we were eating 😭.
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IM FREE.
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Why would a person help a guy cheat at chess using vibrations in anal beads? Why wouldn’t this supposed person just play the game themselves and win?? If they’re that good?? Cut out the middle man yknow.
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And if I say Battler Ushiromiya.
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Asking my aunty to loan me money bc I don’t have $300 to put down for a damage deposit at my new studio (that’s so cheap for a deposit and I still don’t have it 😭). She previously offered to help me but still. Asking for help sucks. Fighting back shame with a stick
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My Ojamajos are so gross and full of dust 😭 Doremi and Hazuki’s clothes are plasticy at parts and are crumbling/flaking off.I need to downsize but even so I can’t bring myself to throw them away
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Had a moment replying to a rabbit owner owner’s post and I called the rabbit by full name (Tonkatsu) instead of shortening it (Ton-chan) bc I didn’t want to be too informal and offend them or the rabbit
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When the bathroom hand towel starts to smell like vomit >>>>>>.
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Shoutout to the phase my brother had when he would shave his eyebrows off. He looked so frightening 😭.
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