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@zalesone

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@zalesone
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@EG10029 @JoeConzo I'm happy to say I have a @JoeConzo flick
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@zalesone
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@lipsticknlyricz Gotta serve Wu-Tang Flan for dessert
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@altoidsrevenge White Chicks's Scary Movie would be a money printer
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@MoNotStatic Ain't even a point in having waves if the shore looks like that
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@cutestgoth Even the internet is lacking in third spaces
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@zalesone
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@SlackSupremacy When mom said "The Streets don't love you" I didn't not think that also included Sesame Street
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@zalesone
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@ZoieNolan @Gelzazz Commissioner Gordon can take up the Batman mantle, but Spider-Man can't be represented by a realistic depiction of NYC demographics? Headass take
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@zalesone
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@timecaptales @Morbidful Me after accepting Pepsi because Coke isn't served
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@zalesone
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@therealmrdaddy1 I get you're protecting her experience but he's also an eager lil' kid too and he respectfully backed up so... what is this for again
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@PrinceHAK33M Homie probably takes over for the substitute and teaches the class
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@Underdogzay @CallmeMsParker ...but he disrespects veteran comedians and headliners whilst doing so. You're just dickriding
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@fakeshoredrive And he's using DRUM magazines, too
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@zalesone
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@ComplexSports Seeing how she nibbled the collar of her jersey like her dad hit my heart because a kid's imitation is reverence and appreciation She wanted to be just like him
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@zalesone
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@LavishLindZee If you try to cut a rug like this today, people would record you to clown you on social media
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@DwtTrader @SweatyCuh @DailyLoud Dude picking fights with toddlers at a playground is definitely NOT an authority
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@zalesone
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Every time Mac Miller trends on Twitter issa vibe
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Arnold on a 🚌 vibing to...
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"Hand Me Downs" Mac Miller
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@zalesone
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@FanumTV how is my form?
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@zalesone
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@ClownWorld_ When you take your car to the shop and the mechanic fixes it - and why that's a bad thing
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@beenmadb Bet he glide around like Boogie Man too
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@zalesone
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@bmillerrr My Pick & Roll Romance, if you will
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@zalesone
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@DagogetaTv Nas and the entirety of the Wu are in their 50s and sold out every date of the NY State of Mind Tour while these young bucks are canceling bar gigs due to low ticket sales We really gotta stop this ageism nonsense in Hip-Hop
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@zalesone
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@jasonschreier It better be Catalina.
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@TheBaddestMitch A visual of how quickly my 13-year-old son aged through the school year
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@zalesone
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2 years
@SoLovelynAmazin @justasisterfro2 ...because men aren't busy people with tight schedules... I hear women say shit like that ALL the time.
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@KameronBennett It's like a mix between the Midwest "Don'tcha know" accent and a West Coast Chola
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@zalesone
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@RealLathan This tweet reminds me that I need to rewatch The Boondocks
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@minxy_brat Does this mean I can go to Harvard on a Spades scholarship?
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@VeeAlmighty As an avid hat wearer seeing someone in bed wearing a hat is wild
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@zalesone
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@G0D4H @hottpocketninja @beebinout I can't help but be reminded of this
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@zalesone
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@SomaKazima Head's Declassified
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@zalesone
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@waltermasterson I've been needing a new deck for my board. #endracism This board is a REAL Skateboard deck for Jim Theibaud released '94. It is now part of the @smithsonian collection.
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@zalesone
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@richcoastrican The man who puts the detective in Detective Comics... comics...
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@zalesone
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@TeflonRique900 I've seen those twins on the subway here in NYC; shit tripped me out!
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@zalesone
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@simsimmaaz Those are your back-up dancers
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@zalesone
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@rjgl89 Who they be? The gourmet gestapo?
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@zalesone
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@blkpanther402 @Mike_Lowery8807 @therealmrdaddy1 This is a terminally online take. The kid saw he was cutting in line and corrected HIMSELF. Not every single perceived slight is a racial microaggression. Go outside, please.
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@zalesone
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@T_rone1820 @2020Fights I see that you are a man of culture
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@JayyyJoyce @KaraMiaTNB @lipsticknlyricz Oh nah, that one deserves a follow. Well played!
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@OvOBrezzzy Real capitans know you can fast travel with the Kostaka
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@zalesone
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@therealmrdaddy1 He didn't disrespect your kid but you disrespected someone else's Da fuq?
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@zalesone
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@MikeBaggz Because bullfighting is from Spain... Tweets like these are why Marvel made Namor an Aztec in Wakanda Forever so we can learn some conflict resolution and unity when it drops
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@zalesone
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@ComplexMusic ...and none of the music is as good. Proof that our species is cooked
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@Kyla_Lacey If they've been smoking for a while, they have lost their sense of smell. I quit 9 months ago and can't stand to smell a cigarette anymore.
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@zalesone
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@nhoodpublicist It's because there's already enough bad energy at Waffle House, gotta have balance
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@FleurashDesign They heard him speak Spanglish with his Michael Bloomberg pronunciation which is a dead giveaway
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@zalesone
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@SomaKazima Love how our elders are so pleasant right before they violate someone's soul
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@zalesone
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@eb4prez So you telling us The Wiz did Wicked before Wicked did Wicked?
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@zalesone
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@Underdogzay @CallmeMsParker Cracking jokes on people is not the same as insisting on doing a 30-minute set after a headliner closes the show or bum-rushing the stage when another comic makes a joke at your expense but go off. Just say you don't respect stand-up comics and go about your day.
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@zalesone
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@DeePhunk I hope they play this before he deliver his testimony
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@SomaKazima I think she meant they were tearing up as in crying/weeping
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@zalesone
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@Hol_upp They totally missed a chance to charge an exorbitant fee for "conductivity oil" or some nonsense like that
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@zalesone
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@V12Slim @AllThingsDante He taught them music theory concepts and how to navigate that DAW but you confuse "entertain" for "educate"
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@zalesone
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@sollana13 @ionwanjuggnomoe Damn. So thinking one woman is unfunny is now misogyny?
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@zalesone
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@celebriD The anniversary of my father's death is in less than 3 weeks (9/22). If a woman said something like that to me, she would have to deal with my sister, who would ride in that squad car with a smile on her face.
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@zalesone
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@HumansNoContext This looks like a Dragonball filler episode titled "Goku's New Janitor Job"
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@zalesone
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@Kellie_Pryor The 👏 Young 👏 Lords 👏 Are you trying to foster the communities coming together or further divide them?
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@zalesone
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@TMZ @JuliusCurving I'm just hoping he don't break her heart or if they break up it's amicably because we don't need Adele to come at our necks as black men with a album
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@zalesone
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@OfficialFBMA "This your pussy" - a woman who damn well knows it ain't
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@zalesone
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@DagogetaTv If that's what you were talking about, then that's what you should have probably tweeted, and I wouldn't have needed that clarification. My apologies.
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@zalesone
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@Mrsoze_strikes @ZoieNolan @Gelzazz 31.9% < 37.5%, NYC is bigger than Manhattan fam
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@zalesone
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@laugh_track_nat K. Dot before his takes because that shit was too spot on
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@zalesone
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@Mike_Lowery8807 @therealmrdaddy1 Grilling him and THEN posting it. It could be handled off the net
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@zalesone
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@AniNewsAndFacts Isn't this kinda why Gendo sent Misato to pick up Shinji in the first place? She technically recruited him for NERV.
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@zalesone
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@jugheaddsurfs @Dro2H @Jaytheonlyxx Semantics are pendantic and sinking implies that something was once in a state of floating, no? Or he can mean it sank slowly and almost gracefully, like a feather on air. Shit poetic b.
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@zalesone
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@TRENCHCOATOPERA "A Yo, I'm ready to go. Ghost always prepared/ Never scared. Stomping out gators in my Solovairs/"
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@zalesone
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@varcmus Her sister Poot better
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@RealLathan Like we're literal fucking soldiers they can draft into their wars
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@zalesone
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@Mrsoze_strikes @ZoieNolan @Gelzazz If you actually come here, I assure you that you'll see black people, but from looking at your tweets, I don't think you'd like that very much
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@zalesone
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@thatboiharley These ain't even NYers; where are the accents? You only see cats like this between Midtown and SoHo
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@zalesone
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I usually deal with seasonal depression around this time (due to my dad's passing and bad experiences) but this year I'm fortunately in the holiday spirit. This goes out to anyone struggling right now: you're not alone and reach out if you need help. A new year is a new start.
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@zalesone
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@underdogstatus_ Them when they see you hop the turnstile
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@zalesone
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@queenveej Your tweet reminded me of this... yes, it exists (it shouldn't).
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@zalesone
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@jacksaint101 It's a roundabout way to insult one's mother
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@MurseGee89 @ModestMama_ That's just being conniving and dishonest bruv
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@Bornakang I be throwing money on the floor: call it low racks
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@ShaAintShit_ Mans basically said skinny girls are just as proficient in fallatio as their bigger counterparts and shorty came for his mom
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@left_last1 @HipHopDX Have you ever met a Bronx Rican? Many of them don't speak a lick of Spanish
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@MacMillerMemoir Inside Outside because I know I'm about to listen to the rest of it
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@edthesoundman I think she did a pretty good job
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@JairBear7 Someone's Lightskin lesbian auntie and her stud "friend"
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@kirawontmiss As a Native NYer I've always wanted spider powers to avoid that commute
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@AtcClipped @777jorgeivan They always in heat
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@zalesone
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Happy Anniversary @as_klear 15 Years Strong
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@BeatStars "They made frying pans and knives, it's too easy. That's why everyone's a cook now. It takes a real chef like me to ţell those ingredients are garbage" - Greasy spoon frycook
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@zalesone
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@kchamps613 They walking into y'all? They walk across the street to avoid me
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@CommentIdiotic @Yankees Teach your kid that we win some and that we lose some
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@Hol_upp @PatrickPlays18 Maybe he's teaching her not to objectify people
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@zalesone
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@LukeStenchion @bigdave2022 @Rob_Kimbell For someone who doesn't eat meat she sure has a fascination for it
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@Underdogzay @CallmeMsParker Your tweet is super disingenuous because you're turning a blind eye to how he's dogging out other comics. I host an open mic in The Bronx and will be doing a comedy set there later this month. Coming up the way I should be... but keep Tip's tip in your grill
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@zalesone
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@notcapnamerica Why would she think she could just find an apartment like that? New York is not Atlanta I guess she learned the hard way. An out of towner taking mental health walks to Canarsie is wild: I think she'll make it here.
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@SoLovelynAmazin @justasisterfro2 Just because YOU don't do it doesn't mean it doesn't happen but I'm missing the "forest for the trees"
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@TheSNEAKO When they lecture people on interracial relationships whilst probably not having black friends
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@EastonMajor The one and only son of Tony Montana: Big Pun
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@jonxlewis @Complex As a NYer and MJ fan that shit deadass got me tight
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@zalesone
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@richcoastrican That's Martin and Gina's apartment!
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@thewastedt @jackmono03 @keyon I'm in The Bronx. The closest Whole Foods is 4.2 miles away in HARLEM.
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@SameOlDarius You was at them Farty Sharty Parties I thought Sean was talking about in the intro to Tempeture
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@Underdogzay @CallmeMsParker Who exactly tweets about you Under Dog? One day and I will be and you still be here tweeting.
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