stars officer jill valentine ⭐️

RT @ticoslayed: the concept of thinking haddie is wesker

room is a mess leave me alone

Waist size went down 2 inches

please stop writing horror stories where halfway through the character goes “this is just like a horror movie!! what the fuck!!” we get it girl.

every r/nosleep story protagonist is a millenial guy or quirky lady who’s personality trait is that they say “fuck” and react to situations the way people say horror movie characters should act (painfully meta and self aware).

bitches be shopping … im bitches.

i was just gonna get like 1 thing from tommy hilfiger but the salesman was very handsome so i left with 2 bags.

#Liked.

THAT WAS A 10 LIKE……. I NEED SUPERGIRL NOW

just got out of superman and honest to god why did the entire audience cheer and clap when lois and superman kissed 😭.

RT @snoopysfilms: pearl: 1 .superman: 0.

There can be some bisexual nonbinary pansexuals there too. If we’re being sexy and free.

They should invent college but you don’t go to any classes and it’s just talking shit with your lady friends and going for drinks.

Who want me

Nevermind I’m silly goofy on my phone drunk.

When me and oomf watched this because he was looking for a movie called summer of 83’ about a tragic gay romance and we just sat down and watched this serial killer movie.

Oomf is literally the maknae

today i was reaching for a taki and kindmouseman ate it.

About to get sad drunk

RT @laffodiI: programmed to say Yay! on repeat.