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Charmingly awkward. he/him.

Joined January 2009
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
10 years
I'm just a 4 looking for a 9 who thinks they're a 6 and is willing to settle.
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@zachsgotlife
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RT @schlife: I love when Swiftie accounts prove they have passed high school English.
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
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Well we definitely know who the biggest loser is here.
@Acyn
Acyn
12 hours
Phillip: We don't have time to litigate all of this. Michaels: Of course we don't. Because then you're going to lose the argument. And everything is racialized, just like you're trying to do to me now. Phillip: Excuse me? You brought up the question of whether or not slavery
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@zachsgotlife
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RT @rozzheeg: Saw our king tonight and I’m pleased to report he is aware of his fame!! he said it means a lot, he just loves movies 🥹 long….
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
13 hours
Green one is clearly the best cover.
@taylornation13
Taylor Nation
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The Life of a Showgirl Limited Release Deluxe CDs. It’s Beautiful. It’s Frightening. It’s Rapturous. Available for 72 hours while supplies last at ❤️‍🔥. Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift.📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
15 hours
I promise eventually I'll stop being a hater.
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Zach
15 hours
October 3. There’s definitely time.
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
15 hours
I think there’s still time change. Not sure though since I don’t know when it’s coming out.
@jessicalynne
jessica
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we’re really committing to this boring ass glitter font huh
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@zachsgotlife
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RT @elaine_stritch: godddd what have you done .you’re a jellicle cat .and you dance at the club.
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
20 hours
Great but WHAT ABOUT ADULTS S2????.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
21 hours
Jack Innanen joins the cast of Dan Levy’s upcoming Netflix crime comedy series ‘BIG MISTAKES’. He is set to be a series regular.
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
20 hours
anyway. yeah liking the comments publicly was not a great move when people don't know the intention. the weird continued vilification of a person none of us know is also weird.
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
20 hours
I think EVERYONE (including me) needs to log off.
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
20 hours
. how does Jason getting a job on her show make him a loser? Do you know how many people have to approve someone getting cast on a TV series? Especially in a series regular role. It's not like he could call up Amazon and say, "I need to keep an eye on my wife." bffr.
@WAYSTIAR
rocky
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woah ok this tweet was intended for me and 28 people to laugh about how much of a loser jralph is for getting a series regular role on maisel right after rachel and luke put on a chemistry masterclass in s3 that set the world aflame HOWEVER -.
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
21 hours
What a beautiful legacy to leave behind.
@Drag_Crave
Drag Crave
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The House of The Vivienne, a brand-new safe space for addiction support, has officially opened in Colwyn Bay, Wales. 🤍
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
22 hours
Michael Crawford getting a Kennedy Center Honor. Those old bitties at the Michael Crawford Association table at the Broadway Flea Market are gonna be LIT this year.
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Zach
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RT @DJLouieXIV: One thing the Kelci era is underscoring is that Taylor Swift is the least gay-coded pop diva maybe ever?.
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Zach
1 day
People claiming to be Rachel Brosnahan fans being weird about her husband. Okay.
@DaveTheAnodite
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Why oomf just pointed out that Rachel's husband is tip toeing 😭
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@zachsgotlife
Zach
1 day
[Googles "is it possible to die of secondhand embarrassment?"].
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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New teaser for Taylor Swift’s episode of ‘New Heights’ tonight.
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RT @karlykingsley: We’re suspending the jobs report so you don’t see how bad the numbers are, auditing the Smithsonian to match Trump’s pol….
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RT @esjesjesj: Imprisoning innocent people for being poor is fascism.
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Zach
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RT @artwithinpod: I just can't get over the surreal comedy of the guy tasked with "making America healthy again" sounding like he's constan….
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