Zach Hazard 🪨
@zach_hazard
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International Internet Funnyman, Aspiring voice actor, ½ of Fallout Multiplayer with @Mikeburnfire , US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).
Byrgenwerth college, Yharnam
Joined July 2014
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世界配信
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#TOBE
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Gala Night x WS
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#マソタソパソ
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You’d think if you had body cam footage of someone murdering a US service member in their own home it’d be an open and shut case, but I guess fucking not.
BREAKING: Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office releases bodycam footage of one of its officers shooting and killing U.S. Air Force Senior Airman Roger Fortson.
Police had responded to a "disturbance" call and knocked on the wrong door.
According to Fortson's girlfriend who was on a
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*Crab swims up*
*Steals one of your 600 views*
*Swims away*
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He already has an origin story. He’s the mascot for Vault-Tech.
The Vault Boy imagery will get an origin story in the ‘FALLOUT’ series.
(Source: )
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*immediately dies to fire ant*
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For a country where guns are effectively illegal, Japan has an insane gun culture.
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Mittensquad was an amazing content creator, and his videos were truly hilarious. I'm deeply saddened by his passing, and I hope he knew how much entertainment he brought to so many.
Rest easy, Paul. You'll be sorely missed.
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BORN TO DIVE / BOTS IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am liberty man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD BUGS
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I already wasn’t planning on watching this dogshit show, but now I’m gonna not watch it so hard.
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Me, on the phone:
It's deadlined, LT.
No it can't go on mission, I'm deadlining it.
Go get your Captain, I don't care, I'll tell him it's deadlined.
I don't care what you think, unless you wanna come down here and unbend that fuckin barrel, that Bradley isn't going anywhere.
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People bitching about Snake being added to Fortnite forget about when companies did crossovers like this:
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*tusken raider screeching*
Attention Citizens!
Crazed gun weilding maniac continues to terrorize the Commonwealth...
@zach_hazard
@mikeburnfire
#Fallout4
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You mean a physical copy of a book, asshole?
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone! I’m married now, and my wife and I made a video where we talk about how we met! It’s your present for being so good this year.
(Link below)
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“tHE fOUndINg fAtHErs diDn’t mEaN fOr YoU to hAve a GrEnaDE lAuNcHer.”
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I don’t need an EOD robot
I don’t need an EOD robot
I don’t need an EOD robot
I don’t need an EOD robot
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Me: Hello Veterans Affairs? I really need some help.
VA: have you considered killing yourself? It’s very popular with you people.
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I know it’ll be trash, but I desperately want an integrated carry handle optic for the Springfield Hellion.
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I did buy the PS90, and registered it as a SBR. Also I realized my closet holds more firearms and value than Mick’s “secret stash” in Fallout New Vegas.
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“How did this happen?”
Here is a list, choose any/all of these
-be Army
-treat unit armorer as a punishment position/place biggest shitbag in the company as the armorer
-don’t do PMCS
-buy humidifiers instead of dehumidifiers
-base promotion entirely off PT scores
“Civilians should store their guns in a National Guard Armory”
The guns at the Armory:
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@calvinbecerra
@BoredApeYC
Greeting sir;
I am with the NFT Police and we are very real. We have recovered your “Ape” NFT. As we are a small organization we require funding to continue. For $3000 we will return your “Ape” to you, as well as a nominal fee of $1000 for each additional ape. Please respond.
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I think someone in my family may have lied about who we descended from.
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Zach drives a M113 APC, and tries not to smile, 2008. This is the photo I referenced in today’s Campfire Story.
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“Ya got inta da boss’ dumpster for da last time! Send em ta da landfill, boys!”
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Holy. SHIT.
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@Wendigoon8
Hotchkiss Portative. The gun feeds from model railroad tracks, the bolt has interrupted threads as a locking mechanism, and the gas piston is like 30mm in diameter. It’s beautiful.
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Yes, I am aware Fort Polk has changed its name to Fort Johnson. They could name it Fort Muscle Mommy Booba and it would still suck.
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AR-23 Liberator: Designed by the Morita Arms Company, the AR-23 Liberator is a 5.56x45mm, short-stroke gas-piston operated, select fire weapon system capable of a wide degree of modularity.
#Helldivers2
#HellDivers
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Don’t listen to him. In fact, eat the MRE heater. It’s filled with tasty chemicals that keep you warm in the cold. Wash it down with a tide pod.
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Hello,
If you’re unhappy about my recent tweets, feel free to get fucked and unfollow me.
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Today I achieved one of my lifelong goals: I got to pet a capybara.
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Death to NFTs.
Death to the blockchain.
Death to crypto.
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@ShitpostGate
I’m trying not to be a fucking autist and explain how the spacesuit boot and EVA boot are two different things. I’m failing.
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Had to go all the way to the Strut F Warehouse for the suppressor for this thing. Hope I don’t run into that idiot with the rollerblades again.
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Since you guys have been so polite lately, here's a pic of 19 year old baby Zank with the fabled grenade launcher.
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Most ladies look at me the same way these ladies look at the KVKK-62
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I decided it would be fun to write brief writeups about a bunch of the weapons in Helldivers 2. None of this is cannon, I just like writing stuff lol
AR-23 Liberator: Designed by the Morita Arms Company, the AR-23 Liberator is a 5.56x45mm, short-stroke gas-piston operated, select fire weapon system capable of a wide degree of modularity.
#Helldivers2
#HellDivers
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Oh no! I slipped and accidentally got another subgun!
(For legal reasons this subgun is semi-auto-only)
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Now is a perfect time to remind you I did a whole ass rant on why this gun is trash. Link below
I already wasn’t planning on watching this dogshit show, but now I’m gonna not watch it so hard.
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@DocStrangelove2
I feel bad for the cows here, they were just checking him out. What a fucking spaz.
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All of this is extremely true
a middle aged Mexican guy next to me at the gas station was watching this on TikTok I asked him to send it to me
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I’m thankful I found an original RingSight optic for my P90 for cheap.
(Even if the optic itself is a bit crap)
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Yeeeeeeeaaaah baby! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s what I’ve been waiting for!
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The army will absolutely fuck any enlisted member who so much as sneezes wrong, but officers are not to be touched. Way to go, Army. Still can’t figure out why retention is shit, huh?
Army Officer gets caught placing a hidden camera in a girls changing room. ⬇️ link below ⬇️
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Never forget 🐸
Hello everyone! I return after a 12 hour ban for posting
T h e C r i m i n a l.
Apparently Twitter has it out for a tiny drawing of a frog.
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You know, google, if I’m looking up info about a gun I’d prefer not to be bombarded with images from Girls Frontline. Thx.
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I played Lethal Company with
@ZFDigiVagrant
and
@PigLazer
. This is what peak performance looks like.
Video link below.
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As a victim of abuse, watching Amouranth’s stream yesterday was painful and familiar.
“It’s nice to be at home without worrying about someone coming in and screaming at me.”
I’m glad she’s safe, and I hope she gets the help she needs.
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With all the face reveals, and because I have a terrible migraine I have decided to come clean with you all. I am not actually a raccoon.
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Twitter was doing just fine before his stupid ass took over. Now I get 2-4 porn bots commenting on nearly every post.
"A small fee for new user access is the only way to curb the relentless onslaught of bots"
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For reals, thanks to everyone for watching our videos, subscribing and sharing! Mike and I get to make being internet funny men our big boy job, and it’s pretty fuggin great
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Look, the Pancor Jackhammer. Boy, it sucks!
I did the thing. Can y’all leave me alone and let this shitty joke die now?
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Damn, my wife got me some cool fuckin books for Christmas
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This is exactly how I celebrate each new year.
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You don’t have a discipline problem, you have a “head shoved up your own ass” problem.
Major General Isenhower, CG of 1st Armored Division, on the issues in the barracks:
“I will tell senior leaders I don’t have a mold problem, I have a discipline problem.”
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@DocStrangelove2
Bullpups are really good and maybe you should stop being a bitch about triggers
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If the govt actually cared about children, they would’ve codified social programs to take care of children. Instead they said a menstrual cycle has more rights than the woman having it, and they don’t give a fuck about the child after it’s born.
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-Halo fans raging about the horrible choices made in the TV series
-Me, a Resident Evil fan:
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Me: Hey, still need some help here, veterans affairs.
VA: And we’re still waiting on you to kill yourself, asshole.
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You may not like it, but this is what peak AR performance looks like.
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AR-23P Liberator Penetrator: This modified Morita Arms Company AR-23 was designed specifically for the heavier M666A2 88 grain tungsten-core penetrator round. Featuring a variable-magnification optic, a longer heavy-profile, cold-hammer forged barrel and a bayonet lug. 1/3
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I helped relocate a Treasure Panda and her babies today. You don’t want to be in that garbage can, little lady! It’s got broken glass in it!
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SO ANYWAY IN 1963 THE ARMY WAS FORCED TO ACCEPT THE M16. BUT SENIOR LEADERSHIP INSISTED ON THE ADDITION OF A MANUAL BOLT CLOSURE DEVICE, SAYING THAT PREVIOUS RIFLES ALWAYS HAD SOMETHING TO PUSH ON, AND MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A COMFORTING FEELING TO THE SOLDIER, OR SOMETHING.
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I missed Piper, so I cloned her, gave her an update, and bought her fun new toys to use.
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Everything is “Danger, Close” when you are the danger.
All I want to do is play more Helldivers. I don’t need help, I need resupply. FOR SUPER EARTH
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This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.
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