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This cat has been my pfp for 1,000 days 😤
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🎁 MEMELIST GIVEAWAY 🎁 Thanks to @9gagceo for giving me 2x #Memeland spots for this incredible project How to Enter: 1. Follow @zscuffed , @9gagceo , @memeland 2. Like and Retweet 3. Tag a couple friends I haven’t been this pumped for a project in a long time 🔥 Good Luck!!
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what women see when you think you’re cool showing them your NFTs
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I might need protection 😬
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Screw it. 10,000 ETH to 1 random follower that likes and retweets!
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I just flipped my first NFT !! Purchased for 24 eth Sold for 0.05 eth This is easy 🤝
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China is legalizing NFTs. Buckle up 🚀
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The “builders” showing up to NFT NYC like
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I don’t like April Fools Day anymore
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Why am I bullish? If you are still here from ETH going from $5k to $1,200 - you crazy mfs are never leaving. Cheers to all of us that are never fcking leaving 🍻
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Anyone else wanna go back to new mints being 0.08 eth or less?
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rollin up to the NFT meetup with joints in my shoes 🔥
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Just placed a 700 ETH ($1,113,672) offer on god.eth
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You ever buy an NFT and 30 seconds later you say "why the hell did I just buy that?"
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@crazyclipsonly Why no one helping the lady that fell?!
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I bought $1,000 worth of bitcoin in 2012. Today it's worth $0 because I used it to buy weed
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If @garyvee bought toilet paper, this would be y’all’s closet
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Before NFTs I had: ∙ girlfriend ∙ workout routine ∙ healthy diet ∙ money After NFTs I have: ∙ NFTs
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I didn’t buy GameStop I didn’t buy AMC I didn’t buy Doge I didn’t buy Apes I didn’t buy Doodles I didn’t buy Azuki I didn’t buy Moonbirds I didn’t buy enough Gutter Please tell me the next big thing that’s really cheap right now so that I don’t miss out again
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Anyone else?
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If ETH goes to $2,000, anyone else gonna be here besides me?
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@crazyclipsonly Only thing worse than being stuck in traffic is watching someone else stuck in traffic
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@crazyclipsonly every car got destroyed except for the Honda 😂
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@xQc @adinross Bro is officially on his villain arc lmao
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@PopCrave Looked it up. Suite Life of Zack and Cody was only 87 episodes. Touché Lilli, touché
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You assholes ruined NFTs. Yes, you. You dumb mother fuckers. You sit on your phones trying to guess which animal picture is going to go up. Instead of just shopping around for a couple you like and holding onto them, like a normal fucking person, you try “trading” and
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I got a date tonight I will not talk about NFTs I will not talk about NFTs I will not talk about NFTs
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Just keep going 🫡
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Seeing your ex got fat is like seeing the NFT project you sold rugged
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the charcuterie board at NFT meetups
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This painting just sold for $195,000,000 USD. It's not even an NFT. I don't get it
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for 3 eth - could you eat all of this?
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🚨 DNA-2 GIVEAWAY 🚨 I am giving away one vial of DNA-2 juice from the @GutterCatGang To Enter: - Like and Retweet - Follow @zscuffed and @GutterCatGang - Comment anything you want. I dont care if you tag friends Winner drawn at some point in the future, probably at GutterCon!
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@GothamChess That’s awesome! Now it’ll take another 2300 games to get to 1300 😭
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If you just sold an NFT for $2 million, what are you doing first?
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A friend of mine is getting discouraged because he hasn't made millions in NFTs yet. To make him feel better, please interact with this tweet if you also haven't become a millionaire from NFTs yet
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My mom found my Twitter. This might take a while 😅
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@GothamChess Tyler1? More like Chosen1
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You wanna make it in NFTs? Buy top tier projects. Log off. Come back in 6 months
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Y’all invested in $LOOKS and kept using OpenSea. What you think was gonna happen? 😂
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NFTs helped make this happen 🍻
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@PopBase From Stranger Things to greater things. Can’t wait to see her growth
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Unpopular Opinion: There’s amazing projects that aren’t run by Yuga Labs
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Just sold this Bored Ape for 135 eth ($384,075). This is life changing. Time to reinvest, what floors am I sweeping? 👀🧹🧹
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If you don’t like a project at 0.1 eth, why do you love it at 2 eth?
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How can you say weed does bad things to your brain when we got geniuses like this
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This new Twitter feature is a little weird
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Uhhhhh 😬
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Just got my paycheck. What should I do? a) Buy NFTs b) a c) b
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My girlfriend called me a floor boyfriend. Down bad
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If you list your item below the mint price within 48 hours of minting, please get out of NFT’s.
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Yesterday, I asked NFT Twitter what they would do if they sold an NFT for $2 million. The two most common answers were: - Help my mom - Cocaine and hoes
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OpenSea could run over your dog and y'all still won't go to @LooksRareNFT 😂
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Just bought 48112959837082048697.eth !! Once people wake up to 20-digit ENS domains, this will be worth an easy $3,000,000. I can't believe this was still available !! 🔥🚀
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Everyone's NFT Rankings: 1) Punks 2) BAYC 3) Whatever they own 4) Whatever they own 5) Whatever they own
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BREAKING: Due to market conditions, NFT NYC is now NFT CLEVELAND
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I just unfollowed all 4,500 people I was following. For mental health purposes, I needed to hit the reset button on my timeline If you’re genuine and think I should be following you, let me know 🫡
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The girl I'm dating came over my apartment last night and saw my NFTs. She told me to sell them all... We are no longer dating
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All I need is the following: ∙ ETH to go to $10,000 ∙ All my NFT bags to 100x ∙ A woman ∙ My father's approval Is this really too much to ask for?
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mfs after buying all the merch at NFT NYC
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I really need a new guy
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Invisible Friends with 430k Twitter followers pre-launch should have everyone highly suspicious
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You Azuki people are hilarious. Zagabond could fuck your wife and you’d probably give him 2 ETH and say “thank you sensei”
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don't talk to me about pain
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The actual artist behind your favorite NFT project
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My boss just told me I'm getting a bonus for doing well. Meanwhile I've been more focused on shitposting on NFT Twitter than my IRL job for the last 6 months. wtf😂
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Everyone has been rugged at least once at this point, right?
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At this point in NFT Twitter, I think I trust accounts LESS if they have a verified check
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when nft projects said they were making a game, were y’all expecting call of duty? 😂
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Whoever sent 3 eth to one of my wallets just now, I’m assuming it was by accident so I’m sending it back
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@InternetH0F Their middle child
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I just bumped into a cute girl walking back to my apartment. We both had our heads down and walked right into eachother. We started talking and have a ton in common. It was truly magical, something out of a movie. So I asked her out to dinner and she said no
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In 3 years, I predict all of us in NFTs will be: 50% wealthy and happy 30% broke 20% in jail Which one will you be?
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Remember when ETH was close to $5,000? That was dope
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It's upsetting that probably half of you on here don't realize how dope this was
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Just bought more $LOOKS and staked it. We’re still doing this, right?
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It’s better to have 10 eth than 1 eth
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My weed guy of 6 years just asked me if I want cocaine. So cool to see people expand their business
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You should definitely pay 15 ETH for a free mint 10 minutes after the project dropped. I don’t see how this could go wrong
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Am I the only one with 0 alt coins and only in on ETH and NFTs?
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can you spot the difference?
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People will spend $100k for land in the metaverse while living with their parents 😂
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Crypto can go down NFTs can go down Who else isn’t going anywhere? 👊
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Being famous on NFT Twitter is like being the fastest runner at fat camp
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Twitter shareholders waking up to this
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Am I the only one holding my $SOS?
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for 50 eth - would you go vegan for a year?
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Best caption for this video of me falling on my face wins an NFT
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This girl just asked me “what is an ethereum?” I’m drunk so I just said “it’s a planet in the Buterin galaxy”
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@PopCrave who cares what he is, focus on your own lives
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I have never converted ETH to USD
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I was drunk last night and bought 20 NFTs after doing 0 research. I need a breathalyzer for my wallet
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If you have kids and still grind NFTs daily, you deserve an award. I don’t know how you do it. Cheers 🍻
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@crispylines nah, your dealer just bought eth with weed
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NFT projects: we’re building a game The game:
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gm ☀️ for every person that says it back, i’m donating $10 to help kids fight cancer 🤝
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Well I screwed that up
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ETH can go to 0 The floor can go to 0 I'm not going anywhere
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If you don't like seeing other people win, NFT Twitter is not the place for you
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