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someone write a research paper on the cultural impact of amplifier by imran khan quick
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feminist thought prof in class today-
“every woman is a bad woman. she has to do very good things in order to become a good woman. whereas every man, by default, is a good man. he has to do some awful things to become a bad man. a man becomes bad, a woman is bad.”
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my mother who studied in a govt school in rural madhya pradesh is talking to my 15 yo cousin who also studies in a govt school in rural mp and the way their highschool experiences are exactly the same even after being 33 years apart says a lot about education in india
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people who grew up in big cities seem like a whole different generation to me sometimes like they open their mouth and my tier 3 ass goes through a full on culture shock brdr were we even raised on the same planet
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the fact that college students who have their parent's house in delhi will never experience the city like an eighteen year old who falls in love with their first taste of freedom and agency to choose what to have for dinner makes me SOOO SAD
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"fuck you my child is completely fine"
your child's favourite dalit feminist is arundhati roy
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they put a charpai in the middle of a field to sit and watch the trains go by
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the fear that non-men feel when y'all gathered like this>>>>>>>
The conversation when y'all gathered like this >>>>>>>
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if instagram decides to disable my account again, i want twitter to remind me that i am still hot and sexy
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how am i supposed to eat at a curly haired person’s house now that the pasta strainer diffuser hack is common knowledge
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ek mard bina polybag ke sanitary napkins ka packet le ke supermarket se bahar nikal aaya instagram ne usi pe taaliyon ki barsaat kardi no wonder i hate that app so much
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i am many things but most importantly i am a dahi lover dahi is the greatest thing ever i can literally eat rocks and dirt if they’re accompanied with dahi dahi can step on my neck break my spine and i will only thank it i love u dahi i want to have your children
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lollapalooza is in jan 2023?? 6 mahine pehle itna shor sharaba macha hai like how do people have such stable certain lives what if you stop liking music next year what if you drop everything and move to a forest the concept of time gets dismantled nation state collapses WHAT IF
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who on earth was attracted to lucky pls i would rather punch myself 😭😭
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sitting with mother as she folds her clothes and i go through her closet to find a saree to wear for an upcoming festival has to be one of the greatest acts of intimacy
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while defending my political beliefs in front of my father maa said "forget left right centre, our daughter is just asking us to be on the side of the oppressed and fight the opressor it's really not that hard" and man i don't just love my mother i also really like her
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dating apps are not for me there HAS to be a substitute i hate it here
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i am the happiest and feel the most like myself when i forget that my physical form is being perceived by the person i am hanging out with
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this is not down bad behaviour i do this for every person i find mildly interesting
in college i had a crush on someone so bad i found his linkedin and would read his posts at night like newspaper… wonder if ill ever be down that bad again it was kinda beautiful
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they removed modern family season 8 and 11 from hotstar this is the worst day of my life
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i remove body hair out of choice and two hundred other lies that i tell myself😽
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a kid with du’27 in her bio just posted her roka pics WHAT IS HAPPENING
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why did no one tell me it's pronounced as jibli and not ghibli????
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only for my OG hype queen best angel goddess gal aksheru
#SareeTwitter
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kopal mandey said venom thrice and destroyed all the social structures that keep women from dressing the way they want to
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had to say it out loud one last time. happy graduation to i me and myself
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let's pretend i am not falling every 20ms while skateboarding and have a nice haircut
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mujhse nai ho raha ye modern dating bakwas i want to love with all my might
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i taught my father a little photo editing three years ago and he has been making absolutely deranged shit ever since
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thought I'd let people who don't study in DU know ki 1 june ko pandemic khatam ho ra hai😍😍
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okay so in today's class we're just going to pretend that all these trends are based on personal choice because everything exists in a vacuum and these trends do not add to the marginalization of fat bodies hmmm okay enough twitter for the day
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a dude just catcalled me by screaming inquilab zindabad in my face oh how i love north campus
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every year before my birthday i make a mental list of the people i have lost, my life’s bygones, if you will. one of the perks of having an eidetic memory is that i remember almost everything about them but what i genuinely want to hold onto is how their skin used to feel. not in
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why are you as a du’24 looking in my direction dont u have debsoc practice
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it is very important for a person in their 20s to be a regular at a restaurant, know the staff, have a signature order, be updated on the insider lore and project their mommy issues on the owner i think that’s the closest we can get to owning property
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school farewell titles are so whack like wdym miss pErsoNality?? miss dazzling smile????
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can he leave my childhood pictures alone like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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mom can you pick me up the academicians are justifying afspa under the utilitarian approach
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multiverse of madness (my entire family and friends share an amazon prime account)
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seeing women make a permanent post of the picture they earlier put up in a story is such a nice feeling like yes queen you must be feeling yourself that picture deserves to be here for eternity want to get it tattooed on my left boob also madam sweetface
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i love being 22 and i would love to be 24 someday but 23 i am just not ready for it there’s something off about the number idk
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my cousin's friends are not just subtly slut-shamed the way it is in urban schools but actually get called "randi", "bidaniya" in front of everyone for braiding their hair a certain way by very incompetent teachers who never even turn up to take classes
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i forget one random detail and i feel like the biggest loser in the world like how did an information leave my brain everything that i have experienced the full entire life all of it should be nice and fresh in the memory centre at all times
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i hate reels that try to conclude the discourses on systemic injustices in 20 seconds w 2 quirky sentences on a trending song man i really hope it was that easy
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went cycling picked champa flowers watched sunset bought yummy crunchy veggies made dinner now eating dinner
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so much changes in a year man around this time last year i was miserable, restless and heartbroken and now i am more content every day, have a job where i work with someone i care about who also cares about me, express what i feel with more honesty and madly deeply in love
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a year ago i was at IIT BHU for their annual fest and rahat indori sir was about to perform when the entire crowd started chanting "har har mahadev" "jai shri ram" solely to disrespect urdu and his muslim identity! i couldn't stand it neither was in a position to fight the crowd
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the back of my undies says do not bleach yes bitch now say that to my vaginal discharge without crying
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love the aristotle erasure
taylor swift was onto something when she said a friend to all is a friend to none
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proper patola, wakhra swag, jaguar, all black, dope shope, high heels, bewafa under the same umbrella
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do people who spend the night at your place also send you all reels from YOUR bathroom in the morning like i need to know if this is common because every time someone stays over and uses my washroom in the morning…they just keep sending me reels from there and idk
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thinking about my handbag with tissues, lipgloss, lipstick, power bank, pepper spray, charging cable that boyf packed for me as i got ready to go to a party. i didnt ask him to do that. i was putting on eyeliner when he started…packing me…a…bag!! i love LOVE
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i want this tweet to find me every time i consider getting a phd
All my childhood friends got married and I'm still reading Hegel
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the situation in bhopal is getting worse. we're almost out of ICU beds and most of the contact numbers available on twitter are not reachable. if there are any verifieds leads for oxygen cylinders, meds, hospital beds as of today PLEASE LET ME KNOW
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applying for leave because it’s your birthday has got to be one of the most embarrassing things ever like hey can i be excused from worky work because i have to do silly things with my friendy friends
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du debaters
I'm learning that a large percentage of my students believe they could talk their way out of being sent to a concentration camp.
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last night our RO stopped working, my flatmate and i freaked and called an electrician only to later find out that the switch was turned off
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do u guys like ur yolks runny or hard? personally i’d like my perfect child syndrome to end so that i can stop craving my mother’s validation every waking second and get the nerve to tell her about this life i’ve been hiding from her for years but runny yolks for me i guess
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i am back in delhi, doing simple things, breathing better, cleaning my cute lil room, watering my plants, eating grapes with my new chopsticks, falling asleep w friends, walking in campus, playing a lot of uno and making grocery lists,,,,i dont want to do masters pls write my sop
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most parents aren't interested in getting their kids educated in the first place or are already preoccupied with their survival, so taking objection regarding the way teachers treat students is completely out of the picture
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society is okay w worshipping a whole ass pedophile but yes olivia is just some bitch from disney who doesn't deserve it right
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the very common behavior includes- hitting children and even grown-up girls, making girls take care of the teacher's child during school hours, teachers bringing their household work to school and assigning kids to do it instead of teaching
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with the introduction of private schools in nearby towns, only kids from very low income backgrounds attend govt school. like my aunt and uncle, none of the parents have received even primary education and that gives the teachers a free pass to treat students the way they wish to
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i am normally not bothered by the fact that my mother believes she can manifest things but subah savere why is this woman telling me she’s trying to manifest a low aqi for delhi and the end of global warming like please touch some grass and be fucking fr
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covid cases in small towns and rural areas of MP have gone from being 35% earlier to now 54% of state's total cases. if there are ANY leads for oxygen/beds/medicines, especially in Damoh (which is now a hotspot because of the recent elections) please let me know!
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i have multiple pouches in my tote bag now i can finally find a lip balm without wanting to rip my hair out
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i dont consider myself a funny person but every time i open my mouth gulshan laughs like shabana azmi from makdee and it increases my dick size by an inch
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i went to an all girls highschool then to a women's college and it was so easy to exist in those spaces i cant believe i am going to be surrounded by cis men with their irritating voices and trashy personalities ah postgrad what a nightmare
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i have been a regular men’s barbershop haircut getter for years but nobody ever offered me a post haircut head massage yk the kind they give to men…until today…bro the haircut guy just grabbed my head and squeezed it i think usne saari mental unhealth pichka ke bahar nikaal di
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what do you call it?? the superpower that men have where they dont require any input from the other person to have a conversation???
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if i cant make the person i am with believe that they have the most bful face in the world then what’s even the point
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loving your child and being a good parent are two different things
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told my parents they'd be the last people i call if i am held at gunpoint and that i will never rely on them to save me from any danger and i will never tell them if something is bothering me because of the way they've dealt with my past traumas and i feel so free so powerful
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