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she/her || HR ON THE BRAIN || my superpowers are falling asleep after chugging a red bull & writing unhinged smut || 18+ only 🇵🇸🍉
Joined June 2016
hi, it’s here 🫶 my take on the mobster ilya x escort shane au ♦️ professional heartbreaker ♠️ 5,4k words, rated e * gambling * lap sitting * gun play * exhibitionism * coming in pants 🔗 https://t.co/QnFIOLdkBz
this is so hot. it’s making me want to write that ilya mob boss x shane escort au. ilya hires shane just to be his arm candy & never really touches him properly. sometimes he lets shane sit in his lap. one time ilya slips his hand inside shane’s pants & shane melts
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"Neil’s face was pale moonlight, freckles held gently by dusk. His cheekbones were knuckle-sharp. The blue of his eyes, an affliction Andrew could never resist."
can fic writers brag about their personal favorite “damn I’m cool as hell, AI could never” sentences they’ve written? Like sentences that are uniquely weird/silly but also just WORK because the human brain is a magical place and words are a playground?
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yellow lights 🔞 hollanov, 7k 4 times ilya's dental team clocks him for the intense blowjobs he gives shane and one time shane gets clocked instead. also, a canon progression of their oral sex over the years. https://t.co/bqhWZyRJdh
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hollanov exclusive monogamous yes but they would absolutely invite people to #watch depending on the circumstances that’s my truth
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the inherent homoeroticism of being doomed by the narrative
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or Rose cheating on Shane with Ilya oops that’s crazy who would write that
I think more people should write fics where shane cheats on rose with ilya
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i mean sure, i could “finish my fic.” but i could also get really close to the end, become consumed by an idea for ANOTHER fic, and drop the one that i’m writing entirely to focus on the new one 🥰
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a short snippet from the opening story in the series deluge; sweat kink, wet dreams, body worship (or Shane comes home drenched from his run and Ilya needs to devour him)
started working on a new hollanov smut series featuring…bodily fluids. because I feel like the fandom can use that 💦💦
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I can’t be the only one, right 😭 this can’t be what people find usable
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whenever I open the photo app I just get filled with so much rage. always a click away from accidentally sorting by months or years (no one wants this!!) always on the verge of an adhd trigger from the terrible way the collections are designed
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it can’t be that hard to leave shit alone or design a photo app in a way that wouldn’t involve me going on a safari adventure every time I want to look at my albums
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the person who designed this doesn’t deserve anything good in life i am genuinely one update away from going off the grid
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hiss
Today is World Tattoo Day.
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started working on a new hollanov smut series featuring…bodily fluids. because I feel like the fandom can use that 💦💦
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a gc with your two bitchiest friends, that’s the place, and if you don’t have friends then maybe focus on making some of those instead of spending your days reading fanfiction you don’t even like in the first place
@corrupt_touch We should have *a* place to openly dislike fics, I'm sorry
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fix-it fic where Ilya sniffs Shane’s shorts after a heavy workout and then uses them to get himself off
the one unanimous opinion hr fans have being that ilya shouldve sniffed the panties in ep2 is so funny bruh
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Someone sent us some mysterious documents. Not sure how they got our email, but they included this video with an ominous message at the end… See you March 31st 🤫 #AFTGBinderZine #AFTGBinderPromo
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you can't tell me andreil don't engage in a bit of cutting as foreplay (or the main course)
"Just the tip I promise" as the blade presses into your skin
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