Loudest things on a flight:.1. Flush.2. An American Accent.

!1!1! was peak sarcasm. I’m bringing her back.

RT @cagnastfu: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE. HE. IS. INSANE.#NoMeQuieroIrDeAqui

Is this one of the signs of qiyamah?

I have a little crush & it’s Rani as Maya in KANK 🫦🫦.

RT @shak3342: F1 this F1 that. this was my F1

If you have long toe nails, I wish unspeakable things for you in this life & the next. & speaking of, if you workout barefoot with these toes.

I was walking down the street & a fire extinguisher was thrown right over (half a block away) my head. I could have died!!! Hello??!!!

RT @britneychanel0x: I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said.

“I love this quote I read in a book!!! I mean i read the title of the book” -my fave addison rae quote after hi drated.

I JUST CAUGHT MY BOYFRIEND FAKE SCROLLING ON HIS PHONE WHILE LOOKING AT MY TIKTOKS (he thinks he’s too good for it).

I need to play that can you guess this celebrity game bc someone just asked me if Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s name was Jessica Martin. Who is Jessica Martin???.

RT @SydDivineTarot:

My cousin sent me pics of her goat with cutie pink bows & then a vid of her zibahing it with her own hands. I don’t know, like, haha I’m just not really fkn with that?????????.

What I got up to after watching Bring Her Back. I love being a terror.

RT @SrLuchoPortuano:

@ phoebe i’ve watched fleabag 3x & just finished re-watching crashing. chop chop babe.

RT @VishalDayama: hey pz under pressure or what.

bring her back is THE horror movie of the year & we’re only half way through the year.

PARTY 4 YOU ISSSSSS OVERCOMPENSATED.