Christopher
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Bad Tweets from the Black North. Offshore Surveyor, rugby player, hiker, general outdoors enthusiast. I like buoys. Views my own and not my employers etc.
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The only nice photo of us from last night lol
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Lana Del Rey has declared Scotland independent and abolished Wales
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Sometimes it's very hard to cross the mental divide between modern times and ancient pre Roman Britain, but then someone defiles a sacred tree and everyone (rightfully) calls for their immediate execution
The iconic Sycamore Gap tree on Hadrian's Wall Path in Northumberland has been felled overnight.
We're waiting more information on this.
Pics - Amanda Marks, Author, Facebook.
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I mean, Germany has similar gay rights to NI and Merkel's against gay marriage on grounds that "Matrimony is between a man and woman" but..
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Can't believe I'm 28 and still find myself wearing a rucksack with one strap a lot of the time, in case the bigger boys think I'm a nerd for wearing both
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Imagine if Tolkien did a Rowling from beyond the grave.
*OoooOOooo it is I, J. R. R. Tolkien, come to tell you terrible news*
Yes?
*Arwen pegged Aragorn, twiiiiiice daaaaaily, oOOooOo*
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Nothing like starting your birthday at 7am with a nice bit of levelling 👍3️⃣1️⃣
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Forgot we had a lil late night lift photoshoot in the Travelodge the first night of the tourno 🥰
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"I didn't start out gay, you know, I was married before I took the
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Just fundamentally do not understand the mindset where you expect people to live like they're in a workhouse rather than think maybe wages in the UK are low
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Occasional flat update N°2 - two weeks work has got this more or less sorted (till we work out which colour to paint the walls/hang some curtains - transformation from listing to current below (including the nøōk):
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Unfortunately heading back a few days early from this deployment as my Grandfather passed away early this morning - photo of me and Granda Ken last time I was home visiting, 94, so good innings altogether 💙
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I have just aged two hundred years and shrivelled into a husk, because I very nearly have this memory, but it was for them replacing the chalk and blackboards with whiteboards and markers
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Not sure if my English and Scottish and Welsh and even southern mutuals realise how much worse Arlene's replacement is going to be, like, order of magnitude worse
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our dog interacts with furniture like she's in a poorly coded RPG
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This did well for an absolute shitpost that came from the pic the boyf sent me, bullying me for complaining about being tired
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Have to say I'm fairly disappointed in the SNP. I know they don't vote on matters in the other home nations, but if you're willing to break that for English foxes, can you not for NI queers?
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twïnks are going to be coming out of this six month lockdown like
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So we didn't get the first flat we were after, but today we finally got the keys for the second choice! Moving in over the next couple of weeks and then we're starting to redecorate 🥰🔑
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The lecturer supervising this trip has decided that I'm the one who makes sure kit is packed for transport correctly - v happy to be the responsible party here but also pls, pls stop referring to me as "Loadmaster" 😭
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MSc4MSc
(or: we saw you across the igneous basalt layer and really liked your vibe)
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So how did you guys meet?
Well, we both reached for the same pint of milk in the metaverse Tesco while a twelve year old called us a slur
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god the new doctor who monsters are terrifying aren't they
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I would like this tasteful piece on my wall please and thank you
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The trip was all a ruse to keep me away from the ~surprise party~ which had THE MOST ADORABLE CAKE
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the lessons for Starmer are clear, labour cannot win without standing more twink candidates
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I really don't get the "Yassss Kween Merkel" thing, she's basically a slightly more state capitalist Teutonic Thatcher
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Do you know it's actually very nice to be inside at home with a sensible two pints on a Saturday night
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They've absolutely murdered my family's former bar into basically a Cala home 💀
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"How would you describe the people you follow on Twitter?"
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New phone thanks to my sister getting a wee upgrade, so no more selfies done on a potato 👀
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I grew up here
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Can we stop calling overpaid consultants Czar please?
DON'T👏 CALL👏 YOURSELF👏 A 👏CZAR 👏UNLESS 👏YOU'RE 👏THE 👏AUTOCRAT 👏OF 👏ALL 👏THE 👏RUSSIAS
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Millennials looking at the second global economic collapse during our early adulthood like
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Thousands of people are enjoying the return of Manchester Pride!
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you do have to admire how ru arrived this week, wearing the scalp of her defeated enemy from last week, pour encourager les autres
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nirvana album cover but make it a near thirty year old man with a farmer's tan
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1yr ago I was still floating about the south Pacific. This was a lot warmer than Glasgow.
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The perfect gift for that person in your life who has had their personality surgically removed
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And was finally solved by the empirical experiment known as the "Sugababes" in the early 21st century
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there is *always* a tweet loool
David Davis is ex SAS He’s trained to survive. He’s also trained to take people out.
#Brexit
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I know it seems really wet, but it's so so so good to be able to visualise realistically getting married back home surrounded by my friends and family. So glad also for my friends who'll stay Mr. and Mr. when they step of the plane.
So grateful to everyone who made this happen.
BREAKING 🏳️🌈MPs have just voted for
#equalmarriage
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#NorthernIreland
! This is a huge step forward for LGBT equality in the UK and a tribute to those who have spent years building momentum and public support for equal marriage in Northern Ireland
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Stressful day, so have a shameless thirst trap from the weekend and giv attention pls
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Ken Livingstone, if he'd been positioned correctly, would now have dug most of the hole required for crossrail phase 2
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Person: Help me, my industry is dying
Government: *Gestures vaguely at a macbook* can't you get a job working, like, with computers?
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Out in the botanic gardens today, which very sensibly has a winebar in the old civic greenhouses
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Thank you kind barber twink for giving my face shape again
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convinced this is what the London gays think we get up to for predrinks, cocktails etc up here
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Accent challenge 🔈
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theatre, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pyjamas, Caught.
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Oh my god, the Belfast Telegraph has really taken a " 'mon tae fuck then" approach to journalism
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Isolation has turned me into a little goblin that roams the house in a blanket eating creme eggs for nourishment
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Henry unwinding after a hard day working in the red heat of the PM's press office
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It's amazing that a leadership election for a dating club for young twitter gays makes headlines, we really have moved forward as a society
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I really need to stop following boring dystopia threads on reddit, they actually infuriate me
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Now handed in my notice at work, so I can announce that I'll be leaving Bowers & Wilkins, to take up a deck cadetship in the Merchant Navy
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Just me or are adverts for mobile games becoming more and more unhinged
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