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@youfailedDETRET
commentary detective bill hodges
8 months
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! upon neurological development from a rather warm abode, working its respective digestive processes fulfilling the role of an important organism, information shall be spread publicly during a time which various contraptions spring to life!!!!! how insightful!! >w<
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@youfailedDETRET
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=w=
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@youfailedDETRET
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from the medical perspective, one really starts to appreciate blunt force trauma >w<
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@Garuda018
Hotel01
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Hmm? Got this odd mission in Arknights: Endfield, did I get a weird update...? Just kiddin... :D
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@youfailedDETRET
commentary detective bill hodges
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there certainly are layers to this, depending on the type of smell especially, like, you get deaf to your own scent, but while you do smell and end up stinking your environment, nobody can really trace that it is you for some reason, even in a crowded room; early stage, at least
@ukeurie
chichi 🧁
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if u dont shower long enogh u just dont stink anymore and i think thats beautiful
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@TYUMUKADE
チュウムカデ
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圧空を吹いたらどうなるか教えてメルランちゃん #東方Project
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@TofuSquisha
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"lappland the valentino"
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@youfailedDETRET
commentary detective bill hodges
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interesting........
@youfailedDETRET
commentary detective bill hodges
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answer this
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@youfailedDETRET
commentary detective bill hodges
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we're gonna strap u down and gently brush and scratch at your body, if you laugh, we're having the chair ur on fold upon itself and turn you into cube, but one of the sides is still ur bare soles so that they can still be played with, it's only fair for failure
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@Vandy_VT
🩷Vandy🩷ENVTuber😻Neko🌺Transgirl🌺
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The rumors are true :3c
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@lexette7
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My new oc I like her a normal amount
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@youfailedDETRET
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when ur in your lowkirkentologiclowstatothenticlauruperkirkoozachellamogginrizdeadamentalockinlowiniflowilisticexpialibrostaglussinadouarterzipalgbaunergeticyeetkineticsendergibonoculearnableundereppyeakohotictrance, but u see hb talm bout sum shi like, "be ready 4 kirkinator!!!"
@cinnotomon
oto 🐡🦀🔪 COMMS CLOSED
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What does lowkenuinely mean and where did it come from
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@youfailedDETRET
commentary detective bill hodges
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bread and carnival family event said 67 and like i mauled everyone to death
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@SucKillPak_2002
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Which kind of R-18 do you like?
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@youfailedDETRET
commentary detective bill hodges
11 days
blah blah blah, all fetishes are gemmy or whatever i think the general terms for "slop" and "gem" would apply to if such doesn't overtly stick out in a scene as an obvious fetish scenes that come into mind are that of like kronos unveiled and the blueberry scene from willy wonka
@rnslivr
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fetishslop implies the existence of fetishgem
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@youfailedDETRET
commentary detective bill hodges
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yeah i knew that, yum hashtag yum
@boyishmutant
sully🔻
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went to the science museum with other autistics. perks of having autism is being able to go to museums for free. here’s me pulling on some old lads intestines. did u know our intestines were 6 metres long?
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@youfailedDETRET
commentary detective bill hodges
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this video always excites me in an erotic manner
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@PerfectCosplays
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@TofuSquisha
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movie night (?)
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