Andrew Figueroa Chiang
@yosoyAFC
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Mostly wordplay 💬 Also music: here and @fevertalk_
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
Thought you were talking about my litigious cousins when you mentioned the "ensuing chaos".
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Bruh, last night was a movie! Specifically a 10-part Ken Burns documentary.
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A rom-com about an older millennial looking for an age appropriate significant other called Must Love Pogs.
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The regretful ravioli filling couldn't help but live in the past/a.
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Humbled to have gotten a standing room only ovation after my set at the seatless dive bar.
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The disillusioned assistant pastor was living for the weekdays.
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Before visiting Finland, do yourself a favor and read John Steinbeck’s tour de force travel guide, East of Sweden.
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Biggest takeaway from my recent tropical vacation: Mosquitos love me more than I love myself.
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A fowl pick up line: Do you drink Hennessy? Because you're the only hen I see! 😍🐔😍
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Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a magician.
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You would think that the definitions of “butt dial” and “booty call” would have more in common.
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If you can guess your party’s extension, please take that leap of faith now.
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