john polevaulta
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can’t wait to buy the Fenerbahçe Ultras so when my opponent won’t skip replays his car gets petrol bombed
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would make this my header if i didn’t love tits so much
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confident that any northerner could beat any southerner in a fight
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i was 13 and then i was 14
normalise men being able to speak about being sexually assaulted
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my bird: why’ve you got a dating app on your phone?
me:
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imagine being dirty talked and the girl says ‘bum’ i’d start creasing on the spot me
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against abortions AND showers, quite a controversial mix you have there matty boy
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if you’ve followed me since this avi i love you with my whole heart (probably)
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no such thing as a middle ground liverpool fan on twitter. they’re all either batshit crazy or completely sound as fuck
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jordan henderson to raheem sterling after two beatings off gomez
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this is the top 1 FT moment and no one will tell me different
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when you’re at war with 3 countries but FrivelousFoden says it’s GAINSZN
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because my cocks too big for their tiny hole
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all the girls on twitter who complain about dick sizes are fat as fuck
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my nans just died but i’m missing the funeral because bury might not be a club tomorrow and i don’t wanna disrespect that
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gonna hold a ‘worst account on ft’ tournament. reply to enter or nominate someone you think is shit
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okay so, to explain this. a couple month ago i tried to kill myself as i was going through a very dark point in my life. anyone who knows me knows i struggle with mental health and stuff and i tried something stupid. a month after it happened i decided to open up about it (1/?)
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if you wear 11° you’re a certified wet wipe hth
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when your dad tells you you can have fifa points and then goes and gambles all your family’s money away
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might keep on giving. just not to any charities or local churches
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again, never forget
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gammon twitter when their parents aren’t showing them enough attention
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klopp when he sees an african international who can press
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the best player from each country
🏴: My name jeff
🇧🇷: My name jeffinho
🇪🇸: My name Jeffè
🇷🇸: My name jeffovic
🇸🇳: AH AH MY NAME JEFF
🇷🇺: My name Jeyf
🇬🇷: My name jeffadopolous
🇫🇮: my name jeffry litmanen
🇫🇷: Je mappelle jeff
🇩🇪: My name jeffinitely didn’t kill all the jews
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i will now thank lord KSI before every meal by reciting heskey time instead of the lord’s prayer
If you’re from UK and you don’t tweet/support KSI’s album then you’re a loser
He is the reason we are all eating
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chelsea after they got banned for buying too many kids
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i understand harvey elliott is 16, i understand he’s excited, i understand he’s young. but im 16 and i don’t fling myself about on social media like a dickhead. nor do the other sane people my age. lads cringe
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unless schools are closed not one teenager will give a shit. you stick us in a pen full of people for 6 hours a day and then tell us we can’t go see those same people for a few hours on a weekend
BREAKING Boris Johnson 'plans full Covid lockdown for England until December'
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should put him in a pool and first one to get him out w a fishing rod wins
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how’s this a glow up she just started wearing less clothes?
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are usually miles better than the big ones cause big accounts tend to think the world owes them a favour
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not being funny but it’s fucking vile women have to do this in the first place
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me when another 17 year old liverpool ft account comments on another 14 year old girls pics
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just here to tell you that if you’ve not had your mental illness diagnosed, your feelings are still valid, you still matter
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me when the lifeguard drags me out the kids pool for having a wank
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just tried to invite marcos alonsos ex wife to a game of fifa on my xbox, but she wouldn’t move from the dashboard
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dunno why my 15 year old sister facetimed ranieri but lockdown hasn’t been kind to him
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🚨 WHATS GOOD FOOTBALL TWITTER BOYS KPOP IS SHIT AND ITS THAT TIME AGAIN TO GAIN A BIG FOLLOWING ON YOUR ACCOUNT SO FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS TWEET AND WATCH THE FOLLOWERS FLOW IN 100% WORKS 🚨
follow me or your dad gets your mam pregnant
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thith ith your nightly reminder that Crithtiano Ronaldo ith a rapitht
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you’re campaigning for animals. what’s w the gay pride flags?
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guys, if a person feels more comfortable identifying as something. literally what difference does that make to your life? let people be comfortable being them, it’s not hard
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today’s the day i’m no longer allowed to tell grown 40 year old men that they’re bullying a child :(
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you guys remember when i ended racism, wars, bigamy and housed 2/3 of the worlds homeless people?
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wish me luck boys🙏🏻
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the photo wouldn’t load and i thought this was a very different offer
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during a wank vs after a wank
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because it’s really not that deep, i just don’t want people thinking that i’ve lied for e girl attention. me and this girl were already really close and i just felt comfortable opening up, it really is as simple as that. to anyone it offends. i don’t care. go outside👍🏻
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@niallmoran_
@viroses
niall you made an out of context page for yourself and then had to prove that you actually had friends i beg you be quiet
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your dad walks in on you wanking but your dick is in the kitchen making toast in the microwave but your dad gets 100,000 points on advanced shooting skill games wyd?
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as i don’t really care for either of these. i can 100% say, 100% unbiased. that martinelli is the better player
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he trivialised suicide by using it for clout over and over. needs banning off twitter and sectioning. some cunt needs to send the screenshots to his parents
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to a girl i considered a mate, essentially. she’s told him about it and now i’m getting subtweeted for it. i would never lie about it. anyone on here i’ve spoken to can vouch for the fact i struggle etc, i’m not gonna play victim and say he’s using my attempt against me (2/?)
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my man made a tweet and he doesn’t even know which countries are at war
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fuming. thought it was suspicious when my 12 year old sister didn’t come home from school yesterday. please can i have her back rajesh😔
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as if FT is wanking over a ginger, that’s the level we’ve come to
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apparently no ones
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you made this an hour ago. why would they have to ask the seller to ship if you’ve made a donation and not ordered something? mans ordered a coat and called it church
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i’ve more people who’ve blocked me than follow me i’m massive
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can we have unknown T enter our next election i would vote for him
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me nan always sends me words from her words games bless her heart look at her man
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so jordan, what do you bring to the team?
jordan henderson:
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