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Options degen $TSLAQ convert, tracking the madness of #ElonQ and his lemmings Certified QE Conspiracist by @neelkashkari I shitpost a lot. NO INVESTMENT ADVICE.
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RT @coralcrf: We had a blast with @ZacksJerryRig , outplanting corals in Florida. 98% of reefs are gone, but restoration brings hope. Watch….
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$TSLA couldn't see the competition when it was just a car maker, but now Chinese EVs are eating their lunch. Elon can't see the competition when it comes to AV despite not having a single robotaxi on the roads, but his lunch is about to be eaten by others anyway. #Teslanos $TSLAQ.
Dallas streets, meet our robotaxis 👋.We’re ramping up testing of our Hyundai IONIQ 5 robotaxis in Dallas 🚘.Later this year, rides with Uber will follow. More in our blog:
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RT @28delayslater: Interesting Zoox can drive around Las Vegas autonomously but Tesla can’t drive around the Vegas tunnel autonomously 🤔….
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Word on the street is that Elon is already drafting up "Scamster Plan Part V: Eternal Life". Tesla will partner will Neuralink to allow you to transfer your light of consciousness into an Optimus robot. It'll be worth more than Enron and Wirecard combined. #Teslanos $TSLA $TSLAQ
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Slow market that runs entirely on 0DTE and 1DTE options.
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Follow up headline should be: ELON MUSK SAYS A LOT THINGS THAT DON'T TURN OUT TO BE TRUE, HIS LAWYERS CALL THIS PUFFERY BUT EVERYONE STILL GOBBLES IT UP #Teslanos $TSLA $TSLAQ.
ELON MUSK SAYS TESLA WILL LIKELY REMOVE THE SAFETY DRIVER FOR ITS RIDES IN CALIFORNIA BY THE END OF THIS YEAR.
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$OPEN is the stonk of the day. Do they even have aye eye to sport daily moves ±15% like this?.
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RT @KerrisdaleCap: We’re short $PSTG. Report available at Pure Storage has gone from disruptor to disrupted. We be….
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RT @ZacksJerryRig: I'm hearing rumors that Texas has canceled the @Tesla Robotaxi permit because they cant pass the Level 4 self driving ce….
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$TSLA implied move for the remainder of week was 330±11.50 yesterday at the close. Now up $14. MMs have to buy stonk because their short calls are going deeper ITM. Typical gamma squeeze bullshit. But it gives Elon some semblance of credibility as the market is "buying" his bs.
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$TSLA call buying program 342.5C 345C 350C. Another round fired 5min ago. They're not stopping today.
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$TSLA only took 9min after my post to print 340. Fraud is the greatest source of alpha. $TSLAQ #Teslanos.
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$TSLA call buying program 335C 337.5C 340C 342.5C 345C, heavy flow. They're shooting for 340. Gotta give Elon a win after announcing his latest stock promotion campaign! #Teslanos.
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$TSLA call buying program 335C 340C 345C 4min ago.
$TSLA call buying program 330C 335C 340C, 5min ago. Small push again, but can't let this go down after Master Fraud Plan Part IV got released by the TechnoKing! Optimus will be in mass production in 6mo maybe, 12mo definitely. Trillion dollar rev stream soon thereafter. #Teslanos.
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$TSLA call buying program pushing again on those just now, a bit harder this time, like 1-2min after my prior message.
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$TSLA call buying program 330C 335C 340C, 5min ago. Small push again, but can't let this go down after Master Fraud Plan Part IV got released by the TechnoKing! Optimus will be in mass production in 6mo maybe, 12mo definitely. Trillion dollar rev stream soon thereafter. #Teslanos.
$TSLA call buying program 330C 335C 340C, mild push so far.
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