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Yolanda

@Yolanda

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SERIOUSLY!! Please stop trying to reset my password. This isn't your account.

Fort Worth, Texas
Joined April 2007
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
10 years
A 30% off sale is running at my Etsy shop! Use checkout code SAVE30. https://t.co/GzcYpJtGSJ #handmade #jewelry http://t.co/Zrk1yqJe0Y
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
10 years
@CorinaKattAyala tell my fellow Yolanda happy day for me. :)
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
10 years
Someone out there really thinks they have this account. They've tried to reset the password over 10 times already.
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@Storm_Yolanda
Super Yolanda
12 years
Just so we're clear, tweeting @yolanda doesn't deliver any messages to the typhoon. #YolandaPH
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
12 years
I am STILL not that Yolanda.
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
12 years
Like I didn't get enough misdirected tweets already. Thanks weather humans.
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
Giant fucking water bug just nearly attacked me. *sobs* http://t.co/fIz1Sf1
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
One ping only. Time to watch Hunt for Red October. Yay for it being on instant netflix! http://ff.im/Ekkvr
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
Hmmm. I could have sworn I had a goodreads account already. http://ff.im/D70vp
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
Also, what was this stuff about not getting any rain around here? I do believe I hear thunder and plenty of water... http://ff.im/D70Ct
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
Put too much cornbread in my soup. Wait. There is no such thing as too much cornbread.
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
"All the calls are being routed to me." If that were true, you'd be getting thousands of calls, not 10 a week. FYI. #meow
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
I need some pepppy tunes, stat! What do you recommend?
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
I've run out of steam. :(
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
Dear Droid X, why are you not sending my emails out? :(
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
I'm SO VERY GLAD that my noise cancelling earbuds arrived.
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
Sitting here at Mom's watching Assassins for the billionth time. Guilty pleasure movie. I love the bird story Elektra tells.
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
@SeanLoyless Was his name-o!
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
Hee. Eavesdropping on the cube neighbors discussing WOW. Funny to hear men talking about needing leggings and shoulders.
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@Yolanda
Yolanda
14 years
Just learned that I could be the Devil's Minion! Great job title to add to my resume!
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