
Yeti
@yeti_dyor
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Your next door degen trader. Diving into Web3 now - get ready.
Joined February 2024
Friend died 7 years ago 💔 Today his son called “Can you send me some money?” I asked, “How did you get my number?” He said, Dad kept your photo and a note: ‘This mfer lost our money gambling. Kick his ass, get my cash’ How should I tell him that I’m just one trade away
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Can’t get rekt by the market if you never made profits in the first place.
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Yeti pro tip: Enjoy weekends with family so you don't lose for the next 48 hours. Happy weekend
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"If I turn her bedtime yapping into a livestream maybe we save the house and everyone sees my suffering"
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When you want to celebrate the $241 ATH with everyone but you’re the one who sold at $18.24 and lost that too
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Irony: the most “useless” thing in crypto - memes - turned out more valuable than 99% of so-called Web3 innovations
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Thank you all for sharing your amazing stories - it was fun reading them! 😄 🎉 And congratulations to @XoXoxofx1! Your story about falling asleep was chosen as the winner and will become the plot of one of the next Yeti videos! You’ll be contacted once production starts, and
Got a funny trading story?💸 Now’s your chance to make history. The best story will be turned into a Yeti cartoon 🎬 - and your name will live forever in the credits (and crypto). The winner will be announced on August 28th Drop your tales below 👇🏼
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