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Makcik aku kata tok nek dah umur nak masuk 90 kuat sebab masih ada saka. Kimek betui aku ingat dia kuat sebab suka makan sayur
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Budaya paling bodoh aku nak wipe off dalam society ni is,
Malu bila anak perempuan tak reti buat kerja, tapi anak lelaki jadi biawak hidup pun tak apa
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Mok dia ada mana
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Based on my calculation, if someone missed their solat for 14 years since akil baligh, & have 7 days of period
If nak qada’ solat balik, & say you allocate 1 hour per day to pray qada’, & 1 hour can make up to 25-30 prayers
Akan ambil masa 142 hari untuk cover 1 waktu saja 🙂
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Sorry, expectations aku on husband memang tinggi since I grew up with a dad who can do almost EVERYTHING
He can sew, he can do wiring, he can build furniture, he cooks GREAT FOOD, he knows which flips belongs to each of us, he can do groceries ALONE what even...
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You want a better Malaysia?
Stop littering, stand at the left side of the escalator if you aren’t rushing, wait until the occupant exit first (lift, LRT etc), turn on signal before changing lanes, clear your own table after eating (McD, IKEA, KFC etc)
#Malaysia
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Us Muslimah would prefer this. Easier to clean up before prayer
While I appreciate wide availability of suraus in Malaysia, just wish they weren't all right next to washrooms.
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Lelaki, kalau korang nak tahu involvement korang in the marriage kan, bila wife warded, mampu tak korang hidup tanpa dia, maintain your house while jaga anak-anak
Kalau tak mampu reach at least 50% macam wife buat, maknanya korang useless
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Baguslah tak balik Malaysia. Balik Malaysia tah tah masuk kontrak je
Also, dia dulu tolong adik Ainul okay A to Z sampai budak tu pun umur dah 2 tahun dah now sihat walafiat
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Tolonglah wajibkan cuti 2 hari seminggu
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Dajjal sana, dajjal sini
Kau semayang pun tak penuh, nak konspirasi kepala pitok kau lah
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Leeyanarahman, Lily Petuna, Shawl Publika, all trash
Stop buying from these capitalists!
This brand adalah brand yang patut kau avoid beli. I bought 1 piece and I feel cheated. Aku akan share betapa buruknya pengalaman membeli baju dorang ni seburuk baju dorang. Tapi sebelum tu aku kasi chance
@lilypetuna
refund duit aku dulu and take your baju back! 💁🏼♀️
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Congratulations to both you 😊 But as a Muslim, I don’t think it’s proper to associate Him with a trait like ‘misheard’ since He is As-Sami’ (Hearer of All)
When I was 26, told my mom I’m getting married at 37. Someone up there misheard it for 27.
Aminah is not perfect. Fikri is not perfect. Too many times we face hurdles in this journey. But we endured, and we persevere. That, makes her the one. The Chosen One ❤️
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Dah macam testimoni produk dah. Nak amal, amal. Tapi jangan claim itu ini
Rahsia rezeki mengalir deras. Amalkan selepas solat fardu 7 kali.
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Common sense lah weh, nak buat kat Galaxy Ampang silakan. Tapi kalau buat dekat Mid Valley, memang makan maki citer dia. Dah masuk kereta, keluarlah. Kalau tak masuk kereta, nak main phone sampai pagi kat mall tu pun boleh
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Men who knows how to cook:
“It’s ok sayang, masak je macam mana cara you, I suka je”
Men who’ve been coddled by their moms & doesn’t know shit bout cooking:
“Ini tak boleh masak ceni, you kena belajar dengan mak I”
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Lutut dengan siku memanglah hitam since they lack of oil glands, also prone to friction 🤦🏻♀️
What an ass
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Sebab bapak aku dok paksa kitorang makan sayur & mendoktrin kitorang dengan menjadikan tok nek sebagai contoh
Little did we know dia ada booster dari kerajaan langit 🤣
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Tu lah gear, lain kali pakai tudung, tutup aurat, jangan jalan sorang-sorang, belajar martial arts, suara tu jangan lembutkan zzzzzz
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Tengok susu ibu & anak yang infected with Covid-19 pula, warna hijau beb
Lactation consultant said probably colour change sebab triggered by antibodies. Amazing!!!
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True.
A man will never change for you. He’ll only do it if he wanted to.
Therefore, never expect a cheater or an abuser to change for you just because you’re now his partner.
That ain’t gonna happen.
Salut gue sama cewek nya, mau bertahan gitu dengan cowo nya yang kayak begitu
Dan dia mampu mengubah nya menjadi lebih baik sekarang
👏
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This 💯
Porn penyebab rogol, porn penyebab wanita dilihat sebagai ‘objek seks’, porn juga antara penyumbang beauty standards merepek & tak masuk akal yang akhirnya menyumbang juga pada kemusnahan rumahtangga
Sakit kepala aku tengok geng liberal twitter marah dengan tweet "porn penyebab rogol" iyelah correlation is not causation tapi industri porn tu banyak menindas kanak-kanak dan wanita. Bila kau tengok porno, maksudnya kau sokong benda tu.
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I’m currently working at a baby shop. God knows how many times I witnessed these things
Wife pilih barang perut sarat, time bayar husband keluar hisap rokok, terkulat-kulat wife cari kad dalam handbag
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Coz most of them are educated. Tambah lagi underprivileged. Dahlah academically smart, street smart pun ye
Bangla belakang rumah aku, buat api guna campuran yeast +gula+ air.
Ternganga sis yg masuk uni tp bengap ni😅😂
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Nope. Izman is a total bullshit. Lelaki yang pandai guna nama Islam to dictate his wife, but can’t even control his dick when it comes to his ‘once upon a time ago’ crush. Also, can’t even protect his wife against his rude mom. Not a husband material
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Sinki kalau tersumbat, ko boleh panggil orang baiki. Anak kalau berak, sampah kalau tak buang, pinggan kalau tak cuci, boleh ke upah orang bang?
Kalau cakap boleh, upahlah maid, itu dah masuk topik lain
Even tak hari2 pun, can you execute it as well as your husband did? If not better. Sinki dapur kalau tersumbat teruk, can you unclog it? It does affect your daily life if it happens. Ada je hal2 kt rumah dimana si isteri pun akan tunggu si suami balik and settle kan.
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Nonoks are much more jantan than boys when it comes to taking responsibility. There
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Haah, tu yang belasah anak macam takde hari esok. Sebab apa? Sebab muda sangat, emosi pun tak boleh regulate
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Muslims here would’ve gone cuckoo when you touched dogs & pigs, which kita regard as najis berat
But dating pun comolot juga aiyo aiyo itu lagi HAROMMMMM
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There should be a law stating gaji bawah 4k sepatutnya bagi notis sebulan je. Nak ikat staf punya pasal sampai 3 bulan, gaji tak sampai 3k
@scheekeong
Kalau alasan work responsibilities banyak nak handover, soalan aku, banyak responsibilities kenapa gaji ciput?
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Lelaki nak pakai songkok masa raya pun rimas, imagine us having to wear it everyday
@nnsantsha
Nak tanya jgn kecam, apa yg struggle bab hijab nya? Sebab nak ikut fashion/trend? Tapi fashion/trend tersebut tak mematuhi syarat2 menutup aurat sempurna?
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If your partner kata child seat tu bukan basic necessities untuk baby, run away people
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I thought she’s a Malaysian sheesh pandai seh dia cakap 😂
Order grab bike rupanya dapat bapak sendiri pulak😂😂 awkward sia HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Thank you bapak❤
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Wow, some of yall really concern about the girl yang pegang anjing sebab katanya haram berdosa etc mazhab Syafie blablabla...
So, bila nak stop pegang tangan partner? That one semua mazhab pun cakap haram tau
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Fun fact!
In Johor, anu is used widely to represent an unknown subject. Same as sangap, which would sound obscene to us in central Malaysia but is actually ‘menguap’ in the Johorean dictionary
Kawan antar gambor buku twks matematik darjah tiga yg mengkehendaki pelajar cari "Anu".
Sounds obscene to me.
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Yall yapping how women idolised Siti Sarah but won’t accept men like Shuib before he was rich & famous
Lemme ask yall. Do yall work hard like Shuib???
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Buat palatao hukum. Kalau dia letak makruh haram, macam mana orang yang memang perlu cerai masa mengandung?
Agak-agaklah nak lawan Mufti. Kau belajar pun duit minta crowdfund. Lagi mau lawan Mufti
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How to detect orang bodoh/palatao?
They’ll end their argument with this quote
@rotikaya
Imam Syafie berkata:
“Aku mampu berhujah dengan 10 orang yang berilmu tetapi aku pasti kalah dengan seorang yang jahil, kerana orang yang jahil itu tidak pernah faham landasan ilmu”.
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Usually kalau ceni, relatives pun equally open & sexy so takyahlah risau lelebih kat family orang
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I don’t care what yall think of, but this is rape. A husband’s suppose to make you feel safe, not threaten. Stop coming at me and say ‘after marriage sex is not rape’ stfu
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First sampai Warung Che Senah dekat Kg. Baru, assistant brader ni tanya nk order Roti John tak.
At first tak nak, tapi kesian tengok dia berteleku dengan assistant dia tunggu customer, so aku and bf decide try Special Lamb Baby John dia.
Terangkatttt!!!! Padu!!! Gi lah try!!!
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Sayang mak pun nak kena puji ke?
Sorry I don’t do guys who rap shit about women
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Korea pun sama. Teruk gila. Like they literally see women as an object
Kalaulah kau tahu yang negara maju macam Jepun actually, ACTUALLY ada sexism dan gender inequality yang sangat teruk.
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Annoying gila baca orang tanya kenapa eh awak kapal Nanggala tak keluar, kenapa eh tak guna pintu kecemasan, kenapa masa tu tak selamatkan diri ehhh??
For God’s sake, THEY ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS THEY KNOW WHAT THEY SHOULD DO LAH SIAL, THEY JUST CANNOT DO IT YOU DUMBASSES!!!!
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Korea keluarkan a lot of thriller & and psychopath films for a reason ya hawau 😭😭😭
Please don't do this. Korea memang negara crime rendah boleh dikira selamat tapi macam ni bahaya tau. Kalau nasib malang, memang tak bau. Korea ni crime dia seram walaupun jarang jarang. Jangan bahayakan diri macam ni okay. Stay safe tak kisah solo travel or with group.
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142 is equivalent to 3 bulan setengah
Say you allocate Saturday to do the prayer, it’ll take 3 years to finish
May Allah grant us time untuk bayar kembali hutang pada-Nya 🙂
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What I’m trying to emphasise here is
Don’t expect your wife to be able to know EVERYTHING when you yourself can’t even keep on par with her
It works both ways, like how my mom & dad do
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Aku yang tak terkesan financially pun penat. Nak pergi kerja rasa berat, tak seronok. Why?
Masa cuti duduk rumah, mengadap dinding. Tak ada social life. Nothing, nada
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PRP haram sebab guna darah yang dah keluar dari badan which is najis. Tapi tak ramai yang tahu sebab dorang tak selidik pun kaedah PRP macam mana
3 wanita dijangkiti HIV lepas buat rawatan muka vampire, PRP tu allahu. yelah benda main dengan darah kan, kebersihan pun tak terjaga, alatan pakai buang pun duk pakai banyak kali. takut betul nak cantik tapi dapat hiv, ini kes kat luar negara ya kat mexico
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Tangga temple tu ibarat macam koridor masjid kita lah bang. Aje gilanya nak main bola dekat koridor
@raffradzuan
Kalau masjid dijadikan tempat orang nak berjoging, bersukan, ada padang bola dekat kompleks masjid tu, saya okay je.
Selama ni geng2 hikers dah lama jadikan masjid sebagai meetup point. Hormat tempat dan jaga kebersihan je la. That's common sense.
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Benda yang kau mention tu buat hari-hari ke? Aku citer house chores sebab tu benda everyday & affect daily life
Aku kata useless sebab ada laki jenis sampah melonggok pun boleh buat bodoh harap bini settle. Anak berak pun buat bodo harap bini settle
I can agree with the house chores part. But let's not go too far from the point. We're talking about the outcome of executing roles in our counterparts? Kalau you tak boleh bertukang, simple plumbing task, pasang kabinet furniture baru, can your husband call you useless?
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So I saw someone asked bila pakai tampon kena keluarkan ke kalau nak kencing?
Explains a lot on the importance of sex education
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Yang naik bas hari-hari memanglah serabut dengan foreigner ni ramai & busuk, tapi kau sendiri tak tergamak nak setuju kenakan caj tambang dekat dorang
Sebab kau nampak susah payah kerja, naik bas nak jimat etc
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Ye ke? Rasanya banyak dah orang Jepun expose dorang masih pakai duit rakyat lagi. Husband dia fail bar exam dah 2 kali dah
Siapa kenal pasangan ini? Mereka adalah Princess Mako dan suami Kei Komuro. Mako hilang keistimewaan sebagai puteri Maharaja Jepun selepas berkahwin dengan rakyat biasa. Kini mereka tinggal di New York dan bekerja seperti orang lain. Duit bukan segalanya bagi Mako.
#Respect
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This mf’s Tweet got circulated on Whatsapp & now everyone making it a race issue, pastu dia kunci acc
Melayu macam kau memang layak kena pijak sebab macam katak bawah tempurung, tak ambil tahu hal sekeliling!
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@_friedciken
Struggles apa tah eh. B40 ni nak beli coloured pencils pun gigil tanya parents 🤣 I dah besar barulah tahu BR, Starbucks etc. Masa kecik paling gempak pun my dad bawak pi Chilis, sekali tu je lah
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Don’t go red when you’re wearing white unless you’re seeking some good ol attention
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Good thing she rejected you. Imagine if the relationship goes on? Having a petty guy like you as a boyfriend, dengan ayat “Benda boleh reject buat apa terima” I’m howling! The rempit energy is strong af!
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@HarithHmzh
Takdelah sempit considering there’s a lot of men guna weaponised incompetence just to get out of house chores
Kalau u letak effort, tak payah sentap. Sekarang zaman dual income, dedua kena letak effort in rumahtangga
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@PrinceRayDauz
Reported her videos for hateful behaviour. Pandai tutup komen dekat video ada Malaysia
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Malaysians:
Complain tax mahal, tapi nak high quality healthcare.
When they got subsidised healthcare, campak macam tu je macam takde harga (coz well yeah, they paid low prices for it)
Di Amerika Syarikat , 5 kotak insulin berharga $2000.
Di Malaysia , 1 kotak RM 1
Tapi tengok ini?
Ini ubat ubat yang dijumpai di sebuah rumah semasa saya membuat lawatan rumah. Dia ambil ubat dari klinik tapi tak makan langsung.
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A better Malaysia starts from us, the people ourselves. Start small, you’ll achieve big things in the future. Start to be more courteous to people around us, spread positive vibes!
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Hegen bottle make sure tukar every 6 months kalau korang jenis lenjan botol ni
Dah nampak calar, dah nampak printing peel off, buang. I’m sorry guys but mahal cane pun botol centulah dia kena buang jugak 🫠🫠🫠
Seram sebenarnya hadiah mcmni. Maunya sumbat yang ni dia takmau yang lain, masak aku nak beli oi. Hsjsjjsjsjsjsjsj tp mantap ah botoi petak segi rasa begitu hipstur!
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@AmeliaAshikin
First you said you tak mengharapkan Twitternet to fund you, then you said tak nak susahkan YB or orang atasan. So apa purpose you share this thing?
And dah tahu nak pergi, kenapa tak prepare duit dari awal?
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Someone please sponsor the abang roti canai his own stall!!!
Student UPM yg selalu pegi kedai ni memang tahulah perangai rude MAK dgn ANAK dia mcm mana . Haritu aku bawak mak aku makan sini kau marah mak aku, kalini kau marah pulak kakak aku. KALAU BUKAN DISEBABKAN ROTI CANAI SEDAP KAT SITU MEMANG TAK HINGIN LA NAK PEGI KEDAI KAU !!
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Tak cukup dengan advocate on real foods sahaja, tell parents to STOP giving formula milk after 2 years old
Bantut ialah masalah ketinggian yang tidak seiring dengan usia. Ia ditentukan berdasarkan ukuran panjang atau tinggi dengan umur kanak-kanak.Keterbantutan kanak-kanak yang tidak dikesan dan dibetulkan sebelum usia 2️⃣ tahun akan memberi kesan kekal seumur hidup!
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I’m a liberal.
I pray 5 times a day, I fast during Ramadhan unless uzur, I don’t drink, I read the Quran, I don the hijab proudly, I adapt the sunnah into my daily routine.
Your point?
Bdk2 Melayu liberal selalu kata:
"Org macam you all ni la penyebab non-muslim lari dari Islam, tak nak faham Islam"
Pd masa yg sama, dorg ni la yg anti-tudung, anti-puasa, pejuang LGBT, kaki minum dan anti-segala-yang-islamik.
So Islam apa yang korg nak non-Muslim faham tu?
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Same energy with Hafiz Mahamad
What a waste of oxygen!
Disebabkan harini genap 1 Tahun perkenalan. Aku nak kongsi sedikit macam mana aku kenai dgn dia waktu dia hitam, tak lawa dan agak selekeh. And now apa yg berlaku? I memang salute dengan you sayang. Dan lagi 30 hari lagi kami akan bertunang 💕
Baca THREAD ni sampai habis. Ehek!
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@Daniel_sharkawi
@maryzeddy
If husband needs to take some time to learn, so does wife
Don’t expect people to do things that you can’t do
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@shiekhJB_Lover
@burhan_plays
@farahnaabilah
@Azfarovski
He got ‘body shamed’ sebab post video badan ketak dia with caption “25 seconds of body yang boyfriend korang nak sangat tu” and peeps were annoyed with him
That’s all
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Isu dia ya memanglah takde beza kalau kau ada dalam kereta ke takde, but then dah orang nampak kau masuk orang expect ko berambus lah
Pastu nak cakap ko bayar? Orang yang asyik sembang bayar-bayar ni boleh gi mamposlah hidup takde moral takde common sense
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He’s a Muslim, and he’s doing his job to ‘impose his beliefs’ on other Muslims as well
Kalau rengsa dengan orang ajak buat kebaikan, that explains how petty you are in real life
Taknak amik gambar seksi sudahlah. Rasanya tak perlu impose your beliefs on others kot
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Yall ask drunk people to not drink & drive tapi banned them from taking Grab???
What the???
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And next time, be gentle with other people’s property. Aku confident dia ni kalau dapat parcel sendiri buka mesti elok-elok. Biadap!
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Many of us macam ni. Just because your partner tak adhere to society standard, doesn’t mean he’s a walking red flag
Most ‘red flags’ are just orange/yellow flags
I wonder how many people have been influenced by social media to leave a perfectly healthy relationship.
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He never misheard us, He replaced it with something better, for He knows better what’s best for us :)
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If you don’t know how people in KL works, best to scoot over lah babi
Menyusahkan betul
@ernestngBRO
for the first time i went to KL and i ddk blah kanan eskelator, pastu mmbe ckp kanan utk yg nk cpt je. ddk blah kiri. then i was like, wtf? if nk cpt, naik lif or tangga la. eskelator utk santai, bkn nak rushing. kalau nk cpt, baik buat kelajuan dia sama mcm lambo.
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@tufairies
Easy. Without the attention of both parents, I kenalah bawa diri. Lama-lama pandai sendiri 😁
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Astaghfirullahalazim 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I was bashed once for Tweeting how fragile Malay Muslims are. Look at what we have here...
Fucking your own cousin is a thing now eh?
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@RahImIJmldn
Kenapa nak pujuk diri sedangkan muhasabah diri itu lebih baik?
Kalau kau fikir Allah remove someone sebab dia buat buruk belakang kau, tak ke Allah pun remove kau dari hidup orang tu juga? Mungkin sebab yang sama?
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Smoking is haram in Islam, yet yall still enabling it with “Benda dah buat dari dulu susah nak berhenti, nikotin tu ketagih”
Then how about LGBTQs? It’s a gender identity. It’s inside them. But when they said it’s hard for them to tinggalkan yall would just attack them kan?
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Tiber lah ada nak sembang pasal gender roles. Lah, masak dengan jaga anak tu gender roles ke? Siapa yang hidup zaman boomers ni nak tentukan laki ke pompuan
Also, lupa buang sampah, lupa sidai baju tu kalau sekali lupa bolehlah. Berkali-kali tu nampak nau tak cakna
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Turun je lah, orang dah tak suka. Yang dulu tu takat kahwin senyap-senyap pun ada 🥚 turun
Member-member lain pun dah marah, suruh turun
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I’d rather jadi janda dari continue my marriage with a dumbass
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