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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
1 year
Lukewarm, I am your water.
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
1 month
I decided to buy my own car wash supplies a little over a year ago to save money. Costs about the same as two car washes. Would anyone like to buy car wash supplies? Never been opened!
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
1 month
Why do people always look at me like I'm the crazy one? *crouches beside lake, splashes around with assorted cookware*
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
1 month
Who called it Kapparos and not CHICKEN JOCKEY
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
1 month
My pie brings all the shepherds to the yard. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅง
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
2 months
I just ate a pretty big apple. No, not the City of New York.
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
2 months
Welcome to Pins & Needles, your local Voodoo Doll crafting supply shop!
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
2 months
Lord grant me the space to hyperfixate, and the timely deadline reminders to extricate and get my act together before effectively sabotaging months of hard work. Amen.
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
3 months
So you're telling me skinny jeans will always never not not not be in?
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
3 months
Hello, my name is Nostalgia Nostradamus Nosferatu Hypothalamus.
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
4 months
You could totally follow me on #Substack if you want! https://t.co/cH2wPbFtPj
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
4 months
Why do these child mafiosos keep shoving Mr Potato Head body parts inside my shoes ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
5 months
I'm good, been trying to get my ducks, their ducklings, some pigeons, rabbits and a snake in a row. Possibly a family of otters. And yourself?
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
5 months
Maybe they're just filming La La Land 2?
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
5 months
Jack of All Trades: Master. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
6 months
Not sure if they would love me or hate me on Arrakis #hyperhidrosis #dune
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
7 months
Starting to think we're in a shabbos table economy with all these dips.
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
7 months
See that basket? ๐Ÿงบ All my eggs. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
7 months
for the oldest monotheistic religion, we do say nu a lot
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
7 months
if you are unemployed then you are truly broken... you don't work
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Yehuda Judah Wild Phillips was here
7 months
how many cortados have you had today sir
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