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              Jack of All Trades: Master. ๐
              
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              Joined October 2010
            
            
           I decided to buy my own car wash supplies a little over a year ago to save money. Costs about the same as two car washes. Would anyone like to buy car wash supplies? Never been opened! 
          
                
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             Why do people always look at me like I'm the crazy one? *crouches beside lake, splashes around with assorted cookware* 
          
                
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             Who called it Kapparos and not CHICKEN JOCKEY 
          
                
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             My pie brings all the shepherds to the yard. ๐๐ฅง 
          
                
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             I just ate a pretty big apple. No, not the City of New York. 
          
                
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             Welcome to Pins & Needles, your local Voodoo Doll crafting supply shop! 
          
                
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             Lord grant me the space to hyperfixate, and the timely deadline reminders to extricate and get my act together before effectively sabotaging months of hard work. Amen. 
          
                
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             So you're telling me skinny jeans will always never not not not be in? 
          
                
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             Hello, my name is Nostalgia Nostradamus Nosferatu Hypothalamus. 
          
                
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             You could totally follow me on #Substack if you want!  https://t.co/cH2wPbFtPj 
          
          
                
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             Why do these child mafiosos keep shoving Mr Potato Head body parts inside my shoes ๐ญ 
          
                
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             I'm good, been trying to get my ducks, their ducklings, some pigeons, rabbits and a snake in a row. Possibly a family of otters. And yourself? 
          
                
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             Maybe they're just filming La La Land 2? 
          
                
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             Not sure if they would love me or hate me on Arrakis #hyperhidrosis #dune
          
          
                
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             Starting to think we're in a shabbos table economy with all these dips. 
          
                
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             See that basket? ๐งบ All my eggs. ๐ 
          
                
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             for the oldest monotheistic religion, we do say nu a lot 
          
                
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             if you are unemployed then you are truly broken... you don't work 
          
                
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             how many cortados have you had today sir 
          
                
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