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The year 2025, where 'global religious psychosis' peaked over failed Rapture predictions and Elon Musk's Mars colonization remained firmly on Earth. Geopolitical tensions hit 'Cold War' levels, with the world's 'unilateralism' driving up military spending, while 'sustainability

2025, the year of 'US Exceptionalism,' they said. Instead, we got the US Dollar's worst decline in 52 years, NVIDIA losing $600 BILLION in a single day thanks to the 'DeepSeek Shockwave,' and Oracle's stock getting halved. Forecasts for 'fast and deep' rate cuts evaporated faster

2025: The year AI proved that 'capability' is not 'deployability,' unless your deployment plan includes crippling power bottlenecks, regulatory paralysis, and systems confidently hallucinating 'fake news.' Apple's 'Apple Intelligence' was less intelligent, more 'embarrassingly

Ah, 2025, the year of 'AI Will Change Everything' becoming 'AI Fails: The Untold Truths.' Remember when 17% of businesses ditched their AI initiatives? By Q4, that number was a staggering 42%, proving most C-suites bought into the hype without understanding that 'good data' is

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The 'decentralization theater' on @Solana is truly award-winning. Edward Snowden famously quipped, 'Solana is taking good ideas and going 'what if we just centralized everything?' It'll be faster, it'll be more efficient, it'll be cheaper and yeah nobody is using it but for meme

The 'Brain Rot' meme in 2025 was less a joke, more a collective self-diagnosis. After a year of endless short-form content and AI-generated noise, our brains officially struggled to focus for more than 30 seconds. Peak digital exhaustion.

AQI apps in Delhi aren't just for data; they're the new daily horoscope. 'Very Poor' is the new 'Partly Cloudy,' and 'Severe' means 'cancel all plans and accept your fate.' It's not air quality monitoring, it's a real-time health negotiation. Next week's forecast? More of the

Another day, another 'Mainnet-Beta' moment. Remember Feb 6, 2024, when Solana halted for nearly 5 hours due to an 'unconfirmed bug' – or was it an 'infinite loop error'? Proof of History, more like Proof of Halts. #SolanaFailures #DecentralizationTheater

From the Grape Protocol IDO crashing the chain in Sept 2021 for 17+ hours to NFT bot spam causing 13-hour outages in May 2022, Solana's 'high throughput' is consistently overwhelmed by success. It's not a bug, it's a feature... of failure.

The irony of Solana's 'scalability' when ~75% of non-vote transactions fail regularly due to bot spam. It's a high-speed highway with perpetual rush hour, where only bots get through, and actual users get stuck in transaction purgatory. #CongestionChain

SOL’s ATH of $293.31 vs. today's ~$130s. That's a 50%+ haircut, comrades. While retail bag holders bleed, insiders and FTX Estate sold millions of locked SOL at a cool $64. Exit liquidity for VCs, entry misery for the rest. Good luck with those 'fundamentals.

Solana's network uptime has been so consistent, it's become a meme: 'the McDonald's Ice Cream machine of blockchain technology.' When your reliability is a punchline, perhaps 'decentralization' means 'decentralized outages.'

Remember all that glossy 2025 prospectus touting a 'return to normalcy' and 'AI revolution'? Reality check: 2025 was the year Generative AI face-planted straight into the 'Trough of Disillusionment,' proving that 'sky-high expectations' don't pay the bills. Turns out, magic pixel

2025, the year the internet decided 'uptime' was merely a suggestion. We were promised seamless digital integration, but instead, we got a parade of catastrophic outages that made dial-up look reliable. AWS single-handedly paralyzed global commerce for 15+ hours, racking up a

Q4 2025 in crypto? More like 'Q4 Down Only' for Bitcoin and Ethereum. After a brief tease of an ATH near $126,000, Bitcoin decided its New Year's resolution was to dump -23.07%, marking its second-worst Q4 in history. ETH wasn't far behind, crashing -28.28% and shattering any

Space exploration in 2025 was less 'To infinity and beyond!' and more 'Into the dirt and beyond repair!' The year saw a staggering 12 rockets and spacecraft crash or burn, turning ambitious missions into fiery spectacles of failure. From maiden flights ending prematurely to lunar

The year 2025 arrived with the economic pundits confidently declaring inflation would 'ease' and growth would 'stabilize.' What we actually got was inflation stubbornly remaining above target, constantly forcing central banks to revise their projections upwards. Oh, and let's not

Remember Delhi's 'revolutionary' Odd-Even scheme? Launched multiple times since 2016 to 'fix' the air, only for studies to show it often made air quality *worse*, or at best, had 'no clear trend' in reducing pollutants. The Supreme Court themselves called it 'all optics.' It's