I am fucking crying.

I need to be locked in a cage.

I need to go on a hike or touch grass so bad.

horny jail.

had 3 days off work and the thought of going in today makes me wanna d!e.

eating chicken salad out of the costco sized carton on my floor in my undies.

ok no more partying where is my husband.

RT @OfficialRezz: I’m a girl btw.

RT @ANGELBABYBITTY: I wanna sit on someone’s lap and make out for a few hours.

also I was litter than a mf last night.

RT @tinistinii: just tried canes sauce for the first time ain’t no way this what yall creaming and squirting for

I really need to start saving numbers cuz tell me why someone called me to hangout last night and I said yes because I thought it was someone else.

welllll lmao.

I love people who stand up hard against sex offenders haha seems like a simple task but it’s not we appreciate u.

who says i’m gae.

lil fine shyt still fine af send tweet.

“your outfit is fire btw”. my nipples are showing ik.

something bad (good) is about to happen.

I still suck at bjj but watching myself try to fight nogi on my snap story from 2 years ago is really sad lmao.

tell me u hate me lol

I read some of ur voices in like a deep sexy porn voice and I can’t explain why but it’s the punctuation… like my lack of uppercase and punctuation is a bit and it’s so you can read it in a lil gremlin voice.