yapdos
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pokémon, jiu jitsu, horror, music, yearning & intrusive thoughts. 1% evil 99% hot gas ☻
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Joined February 2010
I am fucking crying
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3 years ago I was at svdden death in hawaii apparently my first time seeing him hehe
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bitches wanna hate but it’s 6 am i’m doing my retinol routine rn don’t fwm
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every single time i’m scheduled a thursday morning shift it’s like my body knows okay time to go project x go absolutely crazy (weds night)
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also I go out of my way to make my friends feel comfortable tooo much and they still get mad at me lmao I cannot win
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I can’t remember how much mushrooms this guy said was in this cap but i’m starting to think it wasn’t a micro
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prediction: everyone at the southstar and chromebodies show on Friday in San Diego will be extremely attractive with great music taste
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you think ur life is hard imagine having to take off a sexy little pokémon costume in a porta potty
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I forgot to tweet about this but my espeon costume was the hardest mf in the world to take off to go to the bathroom I swear I have war flashbacks from removing that thing in the porta potties
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lmaooo I just SPRINTED out the house my roommate is screaming at her ex over the phone I gotta get out of here 😭
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I love my clingy friends but idc if you are the love of my life or best friend I need to go mingle by myself for a little bit at an event or I will kill u
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the lioness tries not to concern herself with the political affiliations of some of the music artists she likes
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like this candle smells like when I was watching dexter for the first time
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kinda wild how smells bring you back more than anything cuz I still have this stress relief candle in my room that brings me back to my room in 2015 every time
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