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@yanogabalus
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THERE IS SO MUCH TO SEE FEDEX - priv: @lowcruze
Ironic location, AUS
Joined October 2013
synecdoche is a type of metonymy you FOOL.
gay culture is synechdoche ("his roided biceps means the world to me"); lesbian culture is metonymy ("oh yes i'm flirting with her by talking to her ex"); straight culture is metaphor ("he doesn't mean it like that").
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Not my millienial ass enjoying this reference.
I have a friend. 6’2”. Four walls. Adobe slats. Doesn’t care about material things like a social status. Legit cannot find a gf. Years of frustration on dating apps. Feel for him. These types of guys used to clean up with women.
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Cooking at home costs upward of $700 because you have to rent a house first.
i don’t understand this still. are you going through an entire tube of tomato paste, an entire bottle of vodka, an entire bag of garlic, and entire bag of shallots every meal? do people who cook like this shop for groceries every single day?.
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saw a guy on the train pull out a book, read it for a few seconds, then pull out his phone and google “attention span fix”.
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You missed out on being a chapo-listening twentysomething in 2016.
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Maggie.
name a woman that didn’t deserve the hate she got.
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There are harder drugs with higher highs, but pound for pound you can’t beat being drunk.
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RT @yanogabalus: She’s well acquainted with the cock of a velvet glans like a penis on a window pane.
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(“We are your friends” song).We, love, gay sex.We, suck and fuck with only men.
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Just built a bridge and, yeah, you better believe I got over that bad boy.
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you ever notice that millennials socialise like THIS, but zoomers socialise like THIS.
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This is what I want to see more of on here. Just a good old fashioned joke. Set up, punchline. That’s what we need.
My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant,drink a little wine,eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. He goes on Tuesdays and I go Friday.
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