as a child i was given unsupervised access to the cabinet under the sink. i was brewing potions and concoctions from the most corrosive chemicals. i'm talkin straight up drain cleaner + windex martinis. i mightve even accidentally ingested some. at least i grew up normal i think

why does my end fountain have a penis

FUCK WORDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These things fuck

imagine a world where Ketchup™ is a registered trademark. What do you think name brand & great value would put on their ketchup labels? "Tomato concentrate with sugar"? "Tomato condiment"? "Red paste"???

got a 5 hour flight coming up, decided to impulse buy Legends Z-A... Let's see what the hype's all about

no clout

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF UNHOLY ARTIFACT WAS I JUST HANDED FOR FREE

herd of cows? can't say i have

professor Layton when you answer his riddle correctly:

Finally got my sierra mist— hey wait a minute

at a chinese joint and

https://t.co/Q6HYXOiuaN

frutiger agyro...

im on that bad kush and alcohol. just straight up putrid. also my lungs hurt

i hope Alex is played by Jeb

im zooted on that Temu™© cart boutta invent new numbers 〽️ 👈 Thrembo

microdosing getting broken up with by ragebaiting my wife

did this happen in deltarune

There has to be a scientific reason as to why store bought club sandwiches taste better than the ones homemade