pinguini 🥄
@xpinguini_
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I’ve got a few prophecies never before told…but you’re gonna have to coax ‘em out of me 😜.
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Rude thing to call somebody.
Out of the way slop drudge.
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NYT Opinion Piece “Was it ever really Scran? Or was it Drooglegrub?”.
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I’ll be remembered well for emptying the entire ocean into my feeble stomach sac. Thirst, salt burns, and it’s all so physical.
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Proper vacuum should have a hose. I don’t wanna hear about any wireless-battery pack-dyson garbage. Tubes and wires 📈.
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Heinz built me a machine to distill my every thought into a viscous green fluid, extracting all brain matter in the process.
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Had a long day 😞….could really use a heartening customer experience rn 🤔.
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Robot vacuum cleaner was inadequate in cleaning the corners of my apartment so I had to release a thousand years of fury on those most dear to me.
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There’s no concept more appalling to me than the garage sale. All of my splendid objects selling for discount prices…it’s an unbearable horror.
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RT @hastifliche: I have come to bathe you in quicksilver. Do not fear me. I will separate the true gold of your spirit from the false tissu….
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I wanna smack the tiny sailor hat off that smug Oregon duck. .
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I have unfinished business with the Maryland terrapin. In the quiet night I will find you.
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