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Parsing π β’ Decoding Web3 β’ Crafting Visuals
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Joined February 2023
From zero to (almost) hero or how discovering @ThenaFi_ turned me from a total no-name into an emerging CT voice, with the potential to become part of the next-gen KOL wave ‡. It's far from fluffy success story. It's a real one β a tough road full of effort, consistency, and
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Been playing around with @_WOOFi and ngl. this thingβs a DeFi cheat code!. Spot swaps? β
.Cross-chain magic? β
.Single-sided yield vaults? β
.WOO staking that hits harder than my caffeine addiction? β
.A whole dashboard just to track Woofi's own giga stats? β
.On-chain perps?
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RT @GuigsLuke: Some exciting yield opportunities on @ThenaFi_ . Especially for Blue chips, if you want to put some assets to work where betβ¦.
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π’ Hot take: P2P and P2Protocol are already old news. The real unlock? Peer-to-Agent. @TrenFinance just dropped a sneak peek of Malone, an AI-powered agent that talks to you, reads your wallet like a book, and offers personalized loans in minutes β no UI hoops, no whitelists, no
Weβve talked about Malone, now you can see it in action. This first look at our Peer-to-Agent model shows how our swarm of specialized AI agents evaluate collateral, negotiate terms, and funds loans - all through simple conversation.
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.@Brickken is making waves in the RWA space lately ‡. 377% TVL growth, new Ethereum standard (EIP-7943), $300M in tokenized assets, and real institutional traction with partners like UBS, PwC, and Circle. Meanwhile, there's a BKN/USDT Manual LP powered by @CryptoAlgebra
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RT @xparser_: gm Warden addicts. Ever since I discovered @wardenprotocol, I've outsourced 95% of my thinking. Want crypto news?.Β» One prompβ¦.
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gm Warden addicts. Ever since I discovered @wardenprotocol, I've outsourced 95% of my thinking. Want crypto news?.Β» One prompt. Market vibes?.Β» One prompt. Existential reassurance that we're still early?.Β» One. Damn. Prompt. Honestly, I haven't opened CoinGecko or Messari
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RT @xparser_: New week, same leaderboard drama πΏ. Top 5 30D Mindshare holders on @Mantle_Official Yapperboard rn ‡. π₯ @mopsellll Β» must beβ¦.
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New week, same leaderboard drama πΏ. Top 5 30D Mindshare holders on @Mantle_Official Yapperboard rn ‡. π₯ @mopsellll Β» must be tweeting in their sleep (1.64%).π₯ @LokieGLD Β» probably yapping mid-dream (1.56%).π₯ @0xCerulean_ Β» has officially merged with their keyboard (1.30%).π
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Have I told you that I can predict THE future? Hear me out then. Ruthie's success story is just getting started, but sool you'll see her at THE top of @ThenaFi_ Olympus. Mark my words Thenians, and greetings the future Athena ‡.
I just got my first $1000 airdrop from @ThenaFi_ !.(Manifesting!!). I'm looking forward to the day I get to post that and itβll be true, because right now it seems like my dream may be falling behind. I've gotten almost 1,500 XP on the leaderboard, and thatβs like 10x behind
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RT @xparser_: π5οΈβ£ Hottest Pools with APR up to 1.91K% powered by @CryptoAlgebra ⫠‡. β $MILK β’ @milky_way_zone β LRT & LST Portal.β $CA β’β¦.
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for years, Layer 2s chased TPS Β» more transactions, faster blocks, cheaper gas. @kroma_network took a different path. OPS (operations/second) is the new benchmark. not just how fast a chain runs, but how intelligently it executes. with Kroma Reborn, autonomous agents run quests,
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π5οΈβ£ Hottest Pools with APR up to 1.91K% powered by @CryptoAlgebra ⫠‡. β $MILK β’ @milky_way_zone β LRT & LST Portal.β $CA β’ @Caila_AI β Weather Intelligence Infra.β $BKN β’ @Brickken β RWA Powerhouse.β #Singularry β’ @singularryai β DeFAI Engine.β $eTHENA β’
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DeFi is drowning in idle capital and outdated governance ‡.@TrenFinance built something different. A fully autonomous lending protocol β powered by 20+ AI agents that assess risk, price assets, and issue loans in real time. No human approvals Β» no governance lag. You can
The date is set. The token generation event for $TREN will take place on the 11th of July. Fixed supply. Continuous burns. Value accrual mechanics. The future of AI-driven DeFi begins here.
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π¨ @IntmaxHub Mainnet is LIVE. You can now earn $ITX daily just by helping the network stay private. It's called Privacy Mining Β» and it flips yield farming on its head:. βΈ Stake ITX.βΈ Deposit/withdraw as little as 1 ETH privately.βΈ Earn fresh ITX rewards, MEV-free &
INTMAX Mainnet is LIVE! π§¬.How to Get Started with INTMAX: A Quick Guide.ππ§΅. INTMAX is now live on Mainnet β a stateless Layer 2 built for privacy and scalability on Ethereum. 1/8.
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Sheβs glowing π/π but. π© Thinks ZK is enough for privacy.π© Has no clue what Encrypted Execution means.π© Still grinding in pay-to-win games.π© Says bluffing can't be onchain. Babe. you're stunning but you're playing Web3 on easy mode π
. A real π/π?. β
Outsmarts with
The Final Chapter is live. Chapter One was practice. This is the real game. Keep your eye out for weekly drops and tasks!.Early yappers, supporters and posters get rewarded accordingly. β οΈ Limited window. Don't be late again. Go π
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