Whenever someone tells me to be early, it automatically registers in my mind as, "Don't be more than 15 minutes late."

Who says alcohol and sedatives can’t be mixedwhddiofnnendixd……..

Who are you, and why do you seek me?

Alone and loveless here. Just the boy in the mirror. Just him and me. The wicked witch of the east.

Alone and loveless here with just the boy in the mirror.

'Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this'

Dark glasses. Long sleeve blouses.

One thing that’s fun about being gay is the lingering sense that if you lost 20 lbs everyone would treat you completely differently

And now I’m eating your boyfriend. At least I’m consistent.

Now I look dumb, and you look mean.

Tell me again about the lake…the one you said you’d take me to when I was better.

Let all Oz be agreed I’m wicked through and through.

FIR$T PITCH ⚾️❤️ THANK YOU @Cardinals

I WANT... BEAT UP CHANEL$

Been my number one annual wrapped #1 each year since you released and Apple ranked your plays. I need either a 2X or a 3X varying on how true to size the fit. Was hoping to wear it to the STL concert. Biggest fan since the beginning. I’ve seen you about 4+ times. Help a gay out.

After her performance at All of Us festival in Chicago, underground pop princess Slayyyter called us up to talk about striking a balance between tofu and cigarettes. https://t.co/q8zY4KOBzQ

BACK ON THE ROAD AGAIN $ O O N https://t.co/a7INBgQQzK

TITS OUT RIDING WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN

[waking up chained to a rock] Hell yeah. The only thing that could make this better is if a- [an eagle screeches overhead and dives towards my liver] Yesssss

WHIPPETS ARE JUST POPPERS FOR STRAIGHT BOYS...

You wanted my life so you destroyed it. Admit you enjoyed it!