i just want to pin this tweet so ignore it: if you hit my dm button and it sends “what do you want” i am so sorry. idk how to turn that off. i had that set when i first made this account because i thought it was funny but now i hate it and can’t fix it, i’m sorry.

Y'all be like "yall be like" but yall be the yall that yall be like

https://t.co/W14W17booe

now time to wind down a little before bed because i have to wake up for work in about 7 hours. 😅

we also got pizza from a little place next to the arena. we got a pepperoni with banana peppers. it was kind of mid, but whatever, it was a quick & easy dinner for us.

i went to see Adam Sandler tonight & man he is HILARIOUS. i had so much fun & enjoyed the entire three hour show.

if i pull down your pants and the bush is fake i’m blowing your house up

Stay away from women who hate men & stay away from men who hate women.

unnecessary lying is actually so concerning.. like, are you ok?

twitter is like a psych ward with no staff

https://t.co/OVT1S0Fgvk

good morning twitter

the answer was… yes.

Very hilarious NFL season so far lol

i think i’m slowly becoming addicted to fallout 76 again… 🤣

when your phone start over heating fast and charging slow

mf doin 50 sets of bullshit

I’m bored *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter*

Cool but imma be honest, shit like this is exactly why these kids are dumb

Eagles fans to Bills fans