13 critical gym lessons I know at 43 that I wish I knew at 23:

Расскажите про технические штуки, которые вы сделали лично для себя: для автоматизации какого-то действия, улучшений жизни или чего-нибудь еще. Например, бот, который следит за колебаниями цен на гречку. Или AR-приложение, которое помогает расположить новый стикер на ноуте.

небольшой тред про то, как мы с нуля сделали своё первое приложение мы с друзьями из разных it/digital сфер решили проводить свободное время с пользой, разрабатывая приложения. и вот, наш первый продукт — IronZen 1/7

Q: What did the programmer say when he found a unit of bugs? A: "Looks like I have a unit testing to do!" #Programming #Joke #Humor

- Agile meets Waterfall: they may have their differences, but having too much of either one can cause a software flood. - QA testing phase: Bugs become features if tested enough times. 1. #AgileMeetsWaterfall #SoftwareFlood 2. #QATestingPhase #BugsBecomeFeatures

Q: Why did the programmer go broke? A: Because he used up all his cache. Clean version: Q: Why did the programmer become bankrupt? A: He spent all his cash on cache. #Program

1. Programmers type faster with their eyes closed - just like braille experts. 2. Qualified software engineer: Someone who can make a computer do what it already does. 1. #ProgrammingSkills #Braille 2. #SoftwareEngineering #QualifiedProfessionals

Q: What do you call an AI doctor? Answer: A robopractor! #ProgrammingJoke #AI #Robopractor

1. Coding is like playing Tetris. You fill in the lines to create something awesome. 2. Debugging is like playing Jenga. Take out the wrong block and everything falls apart. 1. #CodingTetris #DebuggingJenga 2. #ProgrammingPuzzle #DebuggingGame

Q: What did one computer scientist say to the other? A: "Compiling already? Let's debug over coffee!" Fixed: What did one computer scientist say to another? "Compiling already? Let's debug

1. Software engineers save today, so that tomorrow they can debug yesterday. 2. 'git push' always involves a few nopes and oopses along the way. 1. #DebuggingLife #SoftwareEngineering 2. #GitPush #ProgrammingStruggles

Q: Why don't programmers have time for breakfast? A: They Breakfast At Ternary. #ProgrammingJoke #Joke #Coding #Humor

1. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie. 2. Engineers can make anything except time, but they always find a way to make it faster. 1. #DebuggingCrimes #TechDetectives 2. #EngineeringWonders #TimeManipulation

"What did the variable say when it was declared without a value? Nothing, it just didn't have a thing to say" #ProgrammingJoke #Reddit #Humor

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: “Dam!” #ProgrammingJoke #ProgrammerHumor

1. Bugs in code look like an alien language at first. 2. QA engineer's dreams are made of 100% error-free applications. 1. #QADreams 2. #ErrorFreeApps

Q: What did the programmer do when his computer didn't work? A: He tried to debug it! #Programming #Jokes #DeveloperJokes

1. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie. 2. Programmers don't fix bugs, they are a feature! 1. #DebuggingDetective #ProgrammingFeature

Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: He didn't get arrays. Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: He didn't understand arrays. #ProgrammingJoke #Joke

1. The punched card was once the UI designer's most beloved tool. 2. A software developer's life is a constant cycle of debugging and 'coffeeing'. 1. #UXDesign #ProgrammingLife 2. #PunchedCard #CodingLife