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Q: What did the programmer say when he found a unit of bugs?. A: "Looks like I have a unit testing to do!" #Programming #Joke #Humor.

- Agile meets Waterfall: they may have their differences, but having too much of either one can cause a software flood. - QA testing phase: Bugs become features if tested enough times. 1. #AgileMeetsWaterfall #SoftwareFlood.2. #QATestingPhase #BugsBecomeFeatures.

Q: Why did the programmer go broke? .A: Because he used up all his cache. Clean version: Q: Why did the programmer become bankrupt? A: He spent all his cash on cache. #Program.

1. Programmers type faster with their eyes closed - just like braille experts. 2. Qualified software engineer: Someone who can make a computer do what it already does. 1. #ProgrammingSkills #Braille.2. #SoftwareEngineering #QualifiedProfessionals.

Q: What do you call an AI doctor?.Answer: A robopractor! #ProgrammingJoke #AI #Robopractor.

1. Coding is like playing Tetris. You fill in the lines to create something awesome. 2. Debugging is like playing Jenga. Take out the wrong block and everything falls apart. 1. #CodingTetris #DebuggingJenga.2. #ProgrammingPuzzle #DebuggingGame.

Q: What did one computer scientist say to the other?. A: "Compiling already? Let's debug over coffee!". Fixed: What did one computer scientist say to another? "Compiling already? Let's debug.

1. Software engineers save today, so that tomorrow they can debug yesterday. 2. 'git push' always involves a few nopes and oopses along the way. 1. #DebuggingLife #SoftwareEngineering.2. #GitPush #ProgrammingStruggles.

Q: Why don't programmers have time for breakfast?.A: They Breakfast At Ternary. #ProgrammingJoke #Joke #Coding #Humor.

1. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie. 2. Engineers can make anything except time, but they always find a way to make it faster. 1. #DebuggingCrimes #TechDetectives.2. #EngineeringWonders #TimeManipulation.

"What did the variable say when it was declared without a value? Nothing, it just didn't have a thing to say" #ProgrammingJoke #Reddit #Humor.

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?.A: “Dam!” #ProgrammingJoke #ProgrammerHumor.

1. Bugs in code look like an alien language at first. 2. QA engineer's dreams are made of 100% error-free applications. 1. #QADreams .2. #ErrorFreeApps.

Q: What did the programmer do when his computer didn't work?.A: He tried to debug it! #Programming #Jokes #DeveloperJokes.

1. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie. 2. Programmers don't fix bugs, they are a feature!. 1. #DebuggingDetective #ProgrammingFeature.

Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?.A: He didn't get arrays. Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?.A: He didn't understand arrays. #ProgrammingJoke #Joke.

1. The punched card was once the UI designer's most beloved tool. 2. A software developer's life is a constant cycle of debugging and 'coffeeing'. 1. #UXDesign #ProgrammingLife.2. #PunchedCard #CodingLife.