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Bayern signing Mbappe would literally explode the Bundesliga.
Every club would get twice the TV rights, Bundesliga would officially be considered the second best league in the world, after Kane another MEGASTAR would join and that would pursue even more players to join the…
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The fact that this photo was taken after Neymar just lost a UCL final and he’s smiling to his ears because he had the chance to took a photo with his idol Musiala is super funny
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People don’t realise that Bayern is one of the wealthiest football clubs in the entire world.
- €0 debt.
- Almost 1 billion euros turnover in 2023.
- Every financial decision is extremely
thought out before making any
unnecessary damage for decades already…
- Finished the…
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Zlatan Ibrahimović praises Bayern Munich 🇸🇪
In an interview (via SempreMilan) he said:
🗣️ “I was curious about the Bundesliga. You have a team like Bayern Munich, an incredible club. Every time I played against them you could see the facilities, the stadium, the organisation.…
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🎤 Reporter:
Which was the toughest team you have played against?
🎤 Lionel Messi:
There are many top teams I have played against Madrid, Chelsea, Manchester City…, but one that was always very tough and hard was Bayern Munich. They play with intensity the whole 90 minutes.…
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A thread why every football fan that doesn’t support Bayern can stop fantasising about signing Wirtz…
1. He’s a Bayern fan since birth like his father. He always dreamed about playing for us and is also wearing Bayern kits all the time.
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Here's a short list of players who have less G/A this season than the 18-year-old super sub Mathys Tel:
Martinelli 🇧🇷
Vinicius Jr. 🇧🇷
Rodrygo 🇧🇷
Lewandowski 🇵🇱
João Felix 🇵🇹
Yamal 🇪🇸
Raphinha 🇧🇷
Rashford 🏴
Foden 🏴
Leão 🇵🇹
Dembele 🇫🇷
Kolo Muani 🇫🇷
Højlund🇩🇰
Osimhen 🇳🇬…
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Upamecano is definitely hinting something to us with that celebration..
🐢 is coming to München 🔜 ⏳🇫🇷
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@DeadlineDayLive
@MirrorFootball
He starts every game😭😭🤡
English media are the biggest clowns in the world and Liverpool don’t have the facilities for such a big player 💀😭
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@iMiaSanMia
5mil😭😭💀💀
How can a club be so broke, corrupted and bad at football ALL AT THE SAME TIME🤡
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These clowns really think it’s FM
We have so many bums in our fanbase
99% of them have never been to a Bayern game as well
How to fix Bayern:
Buy:
FDJ - €80m
Zubimendi - €60m
Yoro - €50m
Williams - €50m
Olise - 50€
Todibo - €40m
Wieffer - €35m
Cancelo - €25m
Zirkzee - €20m
~€410m
Sell:
Kimmich - €70m
MDL - €70m
Davies - €70m
Upa- €60m
Sané- €50m
Gnabry- €35m
Goretzka- €35m
~390m
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Nothing more than €35m salary in a year though. He’s not getting that PSG money in Europe anywhere anyway.
Only Saudis can afford that.
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@Orient1300
I wouldn’t speak too much being a Barça fan😬😬
19-2 aggregate the past couple of games
Men vs boys basically
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My opinion about yesterdays match…
Bayern 2-2 Leverkusen🤝🏽
Besides bad referee decisions, it’s clear to see that our squad is to thin.
-We need at least 2 or I would prefer 3 players in the January window:
• DM
• RB/CB
• Another midfielder (CM - a little more creative…
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FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN MIDFIELD REBUILD
As you all know Bayern is and always was a superteam, but the current midfield is not on the same level.
It's the biggest quality gap in the team...
So I have decided to make a post about how I would renovate this midfield in the next 2…
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Musiala, Davies, Tel, Pavlović, Boey…
We are slowly building a young friendship franchise like Madrid😭
It would be ideal to add one or two youngsters in the summer as well.
(19-23 years old not 15😭😭😭)
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Which player have you always dreamed of to play for Bayern?
I will start:
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Some Bayern fans will come for me because of this tweet, but it's time.
FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN REBUILD
PART 1: SALES
Firstly we have to sell the following players:
(Many of you won't agree but it is time to let some players go and bring in fresh players)
- Joshua Kimmich
He isn't…
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Jose Mourinho 🇵🇹 on his coaching career
🎙️Reporter:
You have coached some of the best clubs in the world already... Is there any left you would like to coach someday?
🗣️ Jose:
As you know I recently rejected a contract from Saudi Arabia that would make me the best-paid manager…
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Today we all saw the prove that Musiala is the best youngster in the world and Kane the best striker in the world by a mile.
This two saved Bayern today in the most difficult match in the group.
Bayern are on the verge of securing the knockout out stages already.
Galatasaray 🇹🇷…
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These 2 proved the haters wrong today.
Monster performance from both 🇰🇷 🇫🇷
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Roy Keane 🇮🇪 regrets not moving to Bayern Munich in recent interview
🎙️ Garry Neville:
You were in talks with Bayern Munich at the time right?
🗣️ Roy Keane:
“I'd agreed a deal, my contract was up obviously a couple of times
when I had done my cruciate and I came back, I had…
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Bayern in 2024 under Tuchel and Bayern in 2024 if Nagelsmann stayed as the coach.
Tuchel pull makes my toes tickle👀🗣️
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@iMiaSanMia
@Plettigoal
It’s over already. Give up yall
We ain’t winning anything and we are probably losing to Lazio as well
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@iMiaSanMia
They are right to do this! But the next home game will be behind closed doors now sadly
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Imagine a deadline day Dybala transfer for €12m on a 2/3 year contract 💎 🇦🇷
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Didier Drogba 🇨🇮 on the Ballon d´Or award
🗣️Drogba:
˝It has been an irrelevant award to me for some years now. It's just journalist and media voting for their favorite players. The one with the best PR wins. Simple as that. It's not football-related anymore. ˝
🗣️ Reporter:
Who…
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I know I am delusional and all that…
But imagine Nagelsmann coaching this team next season😳
This is some sextuple potential if his gf doesn’t leak everything to BILD.
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@iMiaSanMia
He wants to help Granada stay up and that’s why he didn’t join us immediately
Perfect mentality for Bayern
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@iMiaSanMia
He’s gone in February…
I just started to like him as he is doing good results with this terrible squad depth…
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Some random bums have more followers and are more known around the world than the best teenager itw Mathys Tel😭😭😭
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2. Uli Hoeneß absolutely loves him and will make sure that the best German players are playing at Bayern.
3. The money part isn’t a problem at all. Bayern would be ready to outbid anyone and they can also include Stanisic in the deal as Xabi loves him.
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Thomas Tuchel appreciation post
As you all know, I am not a big fan of him due to the style of football we are currently playing and the decision-making of some lineups and substitutions...❌
But I am making this post to appreciate the fact that we are still unbeaten this…
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Nestory Irankunda 🇦🇺 ✅
Marcos Leonardo 🇧🇷 ⏳
João Palhinha 🇵🇹 ⏳
CB/RB ⏳
The January window will be interesting, looks like Choupo-Moting 🇨🇲 is off to Saudi Arabia if we are interested in Leonardo.
I love Choupo but he isn’t getting younger and getting a transfer fee for him…
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@FootballForeca3
You are actually dense in your head
Look up how many players Bayern signed in the Bundesliga in the last 10+ years and then compare it to other teams in the league like BVB
Stick to fpl bum😭💀
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SOMETHING JUST HIT MY HEAD
WE CAN USE MAZRAOUI AT CDM NOW😭😍
He plays there quite regularly with Morocco. He has the technique, vision and passing for it.
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@iMiaSanMia
Bild should just close the whole company down
The most embarrassing news channel ever in Germany
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Mukiele, Dier and Palhinha would actually be a good window. Hear me out:
🇫🇷 Mukiele is decent and can play basically anywhere in the defence. I think he speaks German so he would fit in quickly as we have many French players as well. A loan with option to buy would be perfect.…
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@magic_fcb1
Believe me he will. He always wants the best German players to play for Bayern, so we are definitely going for Wirtz and some other young German prospects very soon
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4. The board knows to damn well how they missed out on KDB and they will not repeat such a mistake ever again.
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@iMiaSanMia
@honigstein
@TheAthleticFC
I would have ended it if this happened
Our u-15 players would preform better
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@iMiaSanMia
@LukeEdwardsTele
This board is beyond awful. No clear plan, no clear transfer targets…
What happened to my club?
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I know we have Tel and Kane…
But trigger that €20m buy-back clause on my star-boy Josh✨🇳🇱
He is proving his class in the most defensive league in the world! 🌍
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Harry Kane for club and country so far:
6 Assists 🎯
13 Goals ⚽️
19 G/A already and we are in the middle of October… 🤯
Besides stats, he also creates countless chances with his unbelievable vision and passing, for both club and country each game. He has everything! 🧠…
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Bayern are heavily interested in Quentin Merlin (21, 🇫🇷) who plays left back for Nantes.
Either Guerreiro is planned for the midfield and we need another left back or Alphonso is off to Madrid in the summer.
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What an absolute bargain of a signing!
Bryan Zaragoza 🇪🇸
The refresh of the attacking positions has started.
My opinion is that in the summer we should sell Gnabry. (€40/50m and saves us a lot of wages)
Choupo is leaving on a free and then sign another left footed attacker to…
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