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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’” Profile
β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”

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RP ACCOUNT / PARODY / πŸ‡§πŸ‡·/πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ / NO MINORS

Normal, IL
Joined November 2025
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@x_break_stuff_x
β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
1 month
"I deliver packages and solve problems. Sequence may vary." >>Please ❀️ and πŸ”„
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
6 minutes
* shout-out to Aku.
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
29 minutes
* 6am. * m' up. * I miss my frenchie.
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
7 hours
* This is fine. [ He isn't going to complain. Hell, he's smiling. ]
@SUMMRTMECHASRS
πŸ”† SUMMERTIME CHASERS πŸ”†
@SUMMRTMECHASRS
7 hours
πŸŽΈβ€”- β€œ Too late. β€œ He’s getting big hugs.
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@x_break_stuff_x
β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
7 hours
* Ignore that, the alcohol is getting to me.
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
8 hours
* Oh, to be held.
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
12 hours
brb I'm kinda busy rn//
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οΏ½οΏ½ π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
13 hours
* And what is the "nectar of the gods" exactly? [ He squints. Look, he trusts the guy but he's also very cautious. ]
@StyxArchipelago
βŒœπ’°π“ƒπ’Ήπ‘’π“‡π“Œπ‘œπ“‡π“π’Ή π’«π’Άπ“‡π’Άπ’Ήπ’Ύπ“ˆπ‘’βŒŸ
@StyxArchipelago
13 hours
πŸŒΊβ€” β€œ Great to hear~ β€œ His tail taps the drink David’s holding. β€œ This is a mocktail made with a drop of nectar of the gods. Finish and your wounds will heal. Don’t worry, it’s in the house~ β€œ
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@x_break_stuff_x
β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
14 hours
[ He doesn’t even think twice before using the emergency shower, humming a funny tune as he does. ] * I'll be with you very soon, promise. * Again, sorry for showing up like this. * I'll make it up to you. * ...somehow.
@VigiLAINte
Angel Aflame
@VigiLAINte
14 hours
I'll pass you a coat once you're clean.
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@x_break_stuff_x
β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
14 hours
* Huh. [ He blinks a few times. Y'know, he could get used to being treated like this, nothing can make this situation better. ] * This is fine.
@StyxArchipelago
βŒœπ’°π“ƒπ’Ήπ‘’π“‡π“Œπ‘œπ“‡π“π’Ή π’«π’Άπ“‡π’Άπ’Ήπ’Ύπ“ˆπ‘’βŒŸ
@StyxArchipelago
14 hours
πŸŒΊβ€” β€œ I won’t~ β€œ Another snap and suddenly all the bloodstains are gone, and also David has some fruity looking drink in his hand. β€œ A decent amount of gods here are tricksters thoughβ€” β€œ Amaranth isn’t that type of god, but he certainly is playful.
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@x_break_stuff_x
β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
14 hours
* Yeah, I'm fine with that. * ...No funny business, tho. * ...Most gods I've met were tricksters.
@StyxArchipelago
βŒœπ’°π“ƒπ’Ήπ‘’π“‡π“Œπ‘œπ“‡π“π’Ή π’«π’Άπ“‡π’Άπ’Ήπ’Ύπ“ˆπ‘’βŒŸ
@StyxArchipelago
15 hours
πŸŒΊβ€” β€œ See?~ Great hospitality! I can clean up all that blood and heal those woundsβ€” with your permission of course. I can’t alter your body without your consent. β€œ
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
14 hours
* Thank you. * I didn't mean to show up like this, sometimes I lose focusβ€” [ It would be funny if it wasn't tragic. ]
@VigiLAINte
Angel Aflame
@VigiLAINte
15 hours
What- okay. Uh. [In his teaching attire, he almost looks princely. He adjusts his glasses, and grabs him by the arm.] To my classroom. I can give you a lab coat.
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
15 hours
* ?! [ He ain't gonna question it. He's too old to care and too young to ask. ]
@StyxArchipelago
βŒœπ’°π“ƒπ’Ήπ‘’π“‡π“Œπ‘œπ“‡π“π’Ή π’«π’Άπ“‡π’Άπ’Ήπ’Ύπ“ˆπ‘’βŒŸ
@StyxArchipelago
15 hours
πŸŒΊβ€” β€œ Wellβ€” I said I want to offer you hospitality. I can fix you up pretty quick if you want~ β€œ Amaranth snapped his fingers and suddenly David was laying in a comfy bed.
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
15 hours
* Y'know, I don't know if that's an invitation or a threat. * I'll say "no" for now. * As you can see I've been through a lot.
@StyxArchipelago
βŒœπ’°π“ƒπ’Ήπ‘’π“‡π“Œπ‘œπ“‡π“π’Ή π’«π’Άπ“‡π’Άπ’Ήπ’Ύπ“ˆπ‘’βŒŸ
@StyxArchipelago
15 hours
πŸŒΊβ€” β€œ Me~ β€œ He grinned. β€œ Sorry I’m not constantly emitting some holy light to signify my power. Or do you want a more practical demonstration of my title as a god?~ β€œ
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
15 hours
* You? [ He asked so innocently too- sure he sounded like he wasn't impressed but he was very much surprised. ]
@StyxArchipelago
βŒœπ’°π“ƒπ’Ήπ‘’π“‡π“Œπ‘œπ“‡π“π’Ή π’«π’Άπ“‡π’Άπ’Ήπ’Ύπ“ˆπ‘’βŒŸ
@StyxArchipelago
16 hours
πŸŒΊβ€” β€œ . . . β€œ πŸ˜‘ β€œ I’m the god, here to offer you some hospitality becauseβ€” Christ you look like you need some. β€œ
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
16 hours
[ He looks around. That fucker is trying to find Jesus Christ amongst the sea of strangers. ]
@StyxArchipelago
βŒœπ’°π“ƒπ’Ήπ‘’π“‡π“Œπ‘œπ“‡π“π’Ή π’«π’Άπ“‡π’Άπ’Ήπ’Ύπ“ˆπ‘’βŒŸ
@StyxArchipelago
18 hours
πŸŒΊβ€” Poofs into existence β€œ Someone called for a god to save you? β€œ
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
16 hours
* Oh my Godβ€” * You gotta hide me.
@VigiLAINte
Angel Aflame
@VigiLAINte
17 hours
[Guy who's on his lunch break from his teaching job] Dude you're on campus you're gonna scare the college students.
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@x_break_stuff_x
β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
19 hours
* I'm gonna pass out.
@wdarlingapples
𝐒𝐨 π›πžπ₯𝐨𝐰 . . .
@wdarlingapples
20 hours
" why . . . ? "
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@doluusa
Doluusa ''The J stands for Bluesky'' J. Juun
@doluusa
5 months
"I thought being a Syndicate creditor was supposed to be FUN! Here I am, lending out centuries and the only thing I have time for is chasing down my debtors..." Meet Doluusa, a brute who settled into law enforcement while selling off bits of her unending lifespan on the side.
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
20 hours
Really funny timing imo//
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β€” π’Šπ’•'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 π’…π’‚π’šπ’”
@x_break_stuff_x
20 hours
* call an ambulance.
@wdarlingapples
𝐒𝐨 π›πžπ₯𝐨𝐰 . . .
@wdarlingapples
20 hours
" you are so cute . "
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