🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: $SURF has launched on PulseChain! 🏄‍♂️ All liquidity is live now on @PulseXcom 📈 🌊 The fair launch, DAO-driven, utility-loaded token from Crypto Paradise is here. No Sacrifice, No Presale, No VCs! CA: 0x12828D4cdA7CBfAcd7586E54708A9b9674641bEd

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness." @krakenfx intern poaching our meme

While everyone is panicking, we're in beach mode looking 6 months ahead after Fed has injected liquidity back into the markets and $BTC is at $150k. See all you patient ones on the beach.

Most people forget this, but it's true every cycle: not all your assets pump at the same time. If you're diversified, something in your portfolio is always lagging while something else is outperforming. That's normal - not a failure. The only time everything moons together is

The McRib

Shutdown over, when pump!? Max fear is here, are YOU buying?!

💸 @PulsechainCom isn’t dead - it’s cooking. If you want 100x upside, you’ve got to stomach a little pain. The chain is fast, cheap, and RH is still shipping: upgraded explorer, tech improvements, new tooling, and features other chains still don’t have, auto-buybacks,

Breaking: SoFi just became the first US bank to offer Bitcoin & crypto trading. This is what real adoption looks like - not leverage casinos, not endless derivatives. Spot buying = real demand. Finite supply + real demand = 🚀

Whales selling isn’t bearish - it’s healthy. You want distribution, not concentration. 10 whales holding 10K $BTC each ≠ growth. 1M people holding 0.1 $BTC each = momentum. Let the whales sell. The great rotation fuels the next leg up. 🐋💥

Video To be posted in the coming days 🏝️

News doesn’t move markets - liquidity does. Forget the headlines. Watch the Fed, QE/QT, and the business cycle. QT ends Dec 1. Rate cuts hit Dec 9. QE follows. That’s when the real bull run starts. Stay patient. 💧

Struggling financially? It’s not the billionaires’ fault. If you’d just bought $200 of Bitcoin/month for the past 8 years, you’d have over $260,000 today. Everyone had the same shot at freedom - most just ignored it. Stop whining. Start stacking. 💰

Are $BTC and $ETH ready to run?! Why Pulsechain dump?! is alt season cancelled?!

Love him or hate him, you can’t ignore him. From fleeing the CCP to buying @BitTorrent, becoming a WTO ambassador, eating a $6M banana, and aping $75M into Trump’s DeFi project… @justinsuntron life reads like a crypto shitpost, but it’s all real.💰

Privacy narrative dead? $ETH ETF staking update! New Pulsechain blue chip incoming?!!

Privacy coins are waking up. $ZEC and $DASH are ripping while the rest of the market sleeps - and it’s not by accident. The “digital cash” thesis is back. True privacy. 21M supply. Anti-gov, anti-third-party ethos. Feels like 2017 all over again. 🕵️‍♂️

Seeing people on X crying about getting liquidated for $4M… $9M… Bro, why are you using more than 2x leverage with that kind of size? That’s not trading, that’s walking into a casino with your life savings. 🎰

Should we do another market pulse check this week? How is everyone feeling today?

Our very own @CryptoHitmann will make a guest appearance during @coreycosta123 Live show tomorrow 🏖️

The Fed is pivoting. Liquidity is coming. But there’s always a lag before risk assets pump - and that’s where most people lose patience. If you’ve held this long, why sell now because of one Binance-engineered dump? The real move hasn’t even started. 💧📈