Being exhausted isn't enough, I need to comically fall down the stairs and break some bones

I do not recommend putting a light to the side of your eye to see what it looks like and not for the reasons you might think I am appalled by the concept of my eyes being actual fucking orbs with depth to them

Classmate looked me in the eyes and went "you read ao3 right" I never felt fear up until this moment. Its the most normal girl in the room how the fuck does she know.

i've been giving instructions to a stranger on how to hypothetically plant things in someone's living body and I have a scarily specific hypothesis

oomf joins a different fandom every week

this is my shit

the entire part of the movie had me so emotional ohh Creature what a lovely being you are

what if all that rapture is happening bullshit was actually true but we are all just so fucking horrible that no one got taken and nothing changed lmao

this is so great

like, "they're doing this for attention" ok! cool! then pay attention to what they are doing!

I am 100% convinced parents saying "they're doing this for attention" about something their kid is doing is always a sign of neglect. Show interest in what your kid is doing, no matter how stupid it is

I'm trying so fucking hard Not to burst out laughing in the middle of a busy train, I went on the account and it's ALL bangers

i didn’t know i could love this divas mind even more but here we are

tall gf who won't shut up about her special interest, call her the tower of babel

If you ever get the chance to try out a water bed TAKE IT it genuinely turns your bones into soup, I have not been this well rested in so long but also I have never had this many difficulties with getting up in the morning so yk at your own risk

Reading a fic rn where he has a somewhat major role I couldn't be happier

Chat am I cooked I sat on my glasses and they literally make a c shape now

Been reading a bunch of hannigram lately, it's awesome being in a fandom with tons of fics

My TL is wonderful at the moment, it's all iwtv and gallavich and hannigram and Frankenstein

Just saw Frankenstein yesterday and it was one of the most beautiful films. so perfectly written i came out the theater crying lol guillermo del toro te amo wey

i want viktor frankenstein beaten to death with hammers oscar isaac is too good .