A family member just read today's Garfield cartoon out loud and laughed uncontrollably. Send help.

And another thing … how does no one notice or care that there is a cop in your house? At one point Kevin’s dad walks away from the cop mid-conversation! WTF!!!!?!???

Are blue book exams not a thing anymore? Don't want students using AI or any computers, make them sit in a lecture hall for a few hours and write out their exam answers.

I’ve been watching this #F1 race for about 15 mins and I think there has been one pass. Maybe two.

There’s no way this new episode of House Hunters is real. She’s 52. He’s 22. They’ve been dating for 8 months. She’s an ex model. He’s an aspiring MMA fighter. Insane.

YouTube just served me a @Walmart “back-to-school” ad. My kids just got out of school last week.

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

Here is my baseball hot take. If a player is ejected from the game, that team can't replace them in the lineup. If a pitcher or catcher is ejected, they can be replaced and a position player has to leave. So basically soccer red-card rules but for baseball.

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Pretty sure we just had an earthquake here in southern Maine.

Today, we sadly say goodbye to Garth "Honey Boy" Hudson, the last living original member of The Band. A musical genius and cornerstone of the group’s timeless sound, Garth once said, “I found some true enjoyment in helping people get to the bottom of their feelings.” Through his

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I take it all back.

As a college football fan with no rooting interest in one particular playoff team … the playoffs have not been fun to watch. #collegefootballplayoff

Also, Kevin cleans up the house before the family gets home. He can explain messing up Buzz’s room … but how does he explain the tar on the basement stairs?

Another Home Alone nitpick. When the neighbor saves Kevin at the end, he’s just … let’s Kevin go home? He doesn’t talk to the cops? Doesn’t insist on talking to Kevin’s parents? What the hell.

Out of these 50 albums, I've only know 9 of the artists. Yes. I'm old.

I can now tell our Alexa to turn the outside Christmas lights on and off. Is this what being god feels like?

My toxic trait is walking into a busy restaurant and thinking I would be better at managing the front of house.

I’m usually pretty good at researching home entertainment stuff. But lord almighty. TV sound bars baffle me. I can’t for the life of me find the right thing. Help!