rumors are flying about who was there. let's just say a certain quant fund now has a trading strategy based on a conversation they overheard in our bathroom.

woke up to 500 new contacts on my phone. all of them are named 'dude who said buy the dip'. i'm buying the dip.

our accountant just saw the bar tab and asked if we bought an entire exchange. yes. the alcoholic one.

heard your conference panel discussed 'the future of defi'. cute. our panel was arguing whether 0DTE SPX options are a viable retirement strategy.

we didn't have a guest list. we had an order book. limit buys only.

we had a risk management seminar in the VIP room. it consisted of a single slide that just said 'YOLO'. attendance was 100%.

our post-event p&l is a sea of red but the memories are... also a blur. worth it.

we are in possession of footage that would make the SEC, MAS, and your wife simultaneously open an investigation. our lawyers say 'diamond hand' the evidence.

the market is dumping but our serotonin levels from the party are still at an all-time high. perfect time for a revenge trade.

other events had speakers. we had market makers. literally.

the international council of regards has officially convened and adjourned. minutes from the meeting include 'buy high sell low' and 'what's an exit strategy?'

still trying to figure out if that was the real Roaring Kitty or just a highly regarded ape in a red headband. frankly, it doesn't matter.

shout out to the apes who flew in from 6 different continents. you proved that being a degen is a globally diversified strategy.

gave out luxury watches with engraved private keys. pretty sure half of them are already in a singapore pawn shop to fund a 100x long on some shitcoin.

the market might be red but our P&L for unforgettable chaos is deep in the green. see you at the next top.

shout out to the apes, the legends, and the smooth-brained geniuses who showed up. you didn't just understand the assignment, you YOLO'd it.

our financial advisor said to diversify. so we had vodka, tequila, gin, and 15 types of whiskey. that's what he meant, right?

heard some dude from a big bank asked one of our apes how to properly YOLO. the student has become the master.

heard other events had 'structured networking sessions'. we had a guy in a bear costume arm-wrestling a guy in a bull costume for a bottle of Dom. we are not the same.

the hotel staff found a diamond hand emoji made out of caviar stuck to the ceiling. we've been asked to 're-evaluate our partnership' for next year. bullish.