Pavlov’s hog
@worstmichael
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ladies. if he says he can’t see you because he’s sick but you spot him at the apartment of a recently murdered pawnbroker, that’s not your mans. That’s Raskolnikov, protagonist of Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s 1866 classic, “Crime and Punishment”.
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I got back from New York three weeks ago and I’m already plotting my return. Also decided I’m going back to London. Calling myself a “digital nomad” so people stop asking if I’ll ever get a job.
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I need instagram to realize that I’m never going to buy the shoes that make you taller. I love being 5’8” get those ads away from me.
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my therapist noticed how happy I seem and I had to tell her it’s entirely because of the Brewers.
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This guy works for ESPN and doesn’t know how division leads are calculated.
Please understand the Brewers have a 4 game division lead. 4 4 4. The lead is 5 but if tied they lose tiebreaker. Meaning a div win only if they have 1 game lead at end. Really sad if it’s presented any other way. Thank you.
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Does anyone want to come over and talk Lord of the Rings with me.
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Windows all open. Macintosh apple candle burning. Reading Lord of the Rings. I’d be in heaven rn if not for the neck brace.
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How lucky I was to grow up listening to Uecker call Brewers games every summer. He made it impossible to not fall in love with baseball.
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This is the first thing you see after your death. Are you in heaven, hell, or purgatory?
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If you see me at the Brewers game tonight and it seems like I’m ignoring you please don’t be offended it’s just that I literally cannot turn my head.
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