birdget
@wormtownusa
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Joined April 2009
I’m shitting in ways a guy like you haven’t even heard about yet
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I’m shitting in ways a guy like you haven’t even heard about yet
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yeah I’m feeling like we should worship funkee blobby and take turns tossing him out a second story window
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there’s nothing worse then being in New York and being in your luteal phase
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If I got a make a wish I would force my friends to teach me how to backflip
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u over there hating me and im in my room throwing my skittle littles against the wall so they bounce back and land into my mouth
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feel like his name is shitzo fatso and would come alive and have a smokers voice and try and get me to buy him beers
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this tweet made me laugh out loud . I needed that
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life is literally pointless if you don’t have a fun little beverage
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