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...Pardon? I'm sorry, I'm a bit out of the loop. But I would know if I am. But judging from what I saw, I don't think I will be able to represent for Mr. Caseoh anyway. I only defend people that /are/ innocent. https://t.co/P8HkjjZF5Y

…. Interesting.

Good evening everyone. I trust that everyone has been well?

I have been speaking with Mr. Edgeworth, and I believe he might be the one to bring you all justice and sue the headmage.

A glass of tomato juice was spilled on my shirt, and since then, I’ve been getting stares. It’s a bit embarrassing.. But how do you get rid of the stains?

CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED HIS FUCKING INSPO IS SHELDON.

Good morning everyone. I want to advise you to be careful and specific about your haircut preferences with Kai.

Working with celebrities does have its perks, one of which being that they might invite you to a live show of theirs usually for free. This one just happens to be one of the biggest award shows in the entire country - and on Diana’s birthday, no less! 🦎 #EdensGardenGame

Hey guys, it's my birthday today!

Happy Birthday, Diana. I wish you the best of luck on your endeavor. Thank you for your kindness and will to understand. You deserve the best.

Kai... That's not how it works.

Kai.. Why?!

I never thought I would have to take another test, but it felt nice—especially when I scored a perfect hundred without studying.

HEY NOW.

Is that so? https://t.co/GMcQJSsjKu

Now this... this is exquisite. Hello there, and thank you! Hehe. https://t.co/GMcQJSsjKu

Good evening..?

Despite everything, today has been a slow day.