Making music and sharing it is great cuz no one listens to it and then they also message you like “hey bro I’m playing a show 700 miles away from you. Would be sick if you could make it”.

Back in my day Thaiboy Digital wasn’t a musician, it was a website you had to use a VPN to get on.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Life is simple. Listen to @GOLDBLUMS515, cook, clean, trim your nails, etc.

I want to start wearing a wedding ring and when people ask about it be like “oh you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school”.

Showing up to court in these shorts and a plain white tall tee with the neck stretched out and asking the judge “when are you gonna fucking relax a bit, man?” after everything he says

Going to Merle Hay Mall with my infant son in matching “I don’t play well with others…” t-shirts and Jack Skellington snapbacks, and shouting to all the other parents we walk past that “god cursed me with a twin haha. Looks like I’ll do what my dad never did and raise me haha”.

Euro step the timeline bro.

I still login to @tinymixtapes and makes edits on my old posts because I’m a PSYCHOPATH.

Hell yes

Jack Torrence is so bad at killing his family.

For about five years of my childhood my friend Jon would call me on the phone after school and ask “wanna play guns” and I would say “yes” and run to his house.

I’m the captain now, dog.

I guarantee you Anne Hathaway still says “alirighty then”.

Fuck Ace Venture Pet Detective for giving the annoying, overconfident kids in grade school a template to be “funny”.

Human Centipede buts it’s just me eating centipedes for two hours.

I would do anything to not do anything.

Taking a piss on mushrooms is nirvana.

Vaporwave is ten years old.

“Guttenhog” as a term for saying good morning to your penis.

Watched the movie two lovers. They should call that movie boo fucking hoo I get pussy.