i got glup shittos out the wazoo.

i love dinosaurs so much. i wish i could be chased through the jungle and nearly ripped to shreds by a T-rex.

anyone else grow up giving emotions to inanimate objects bc no one seemed to have emotions for you.

"how's the meal" ngl shit's fire *shits fire*.

just venting but i've been feeling kinda hollow lately and i don't know if i'll ever be able to get what i want out of life, nonetheless i will live in spite of all that has made me the way i am.

dmv tomorrow.

RT @SONTRA_: I’m in your area

"would u love me if i was a worm" my love, i'd learn all about worms and i'd put u in a big container right next to my bed, full of moist amazing dirt and give u food, nutrients, & water so u can have the happiest comfiest worm life ever all the way to the end and never be alone.

tweets are like ibuprofen for the soul.

i need a gf who is in charge.

neighbors shooting off fireworks on the apartment property. enjoy ur lease violation, not like we were all warned about it multiple times this week.

does "gooning" just mean jacking off now.

crystals and fossils trying to start ww3 wasn't on my 2025 bingo but the beef is real after those millions of years they spent trying to coexist in the sediment.

look at him. my ghosty 🖤.

i need charlie barkin rizz.

I DID IT!!! I BENT A NOTE ON HARMONICA.

meeting ur ocs irl

*unbobs your uncle*.

why are we still putting evil tape of despair over the top of dvd/blu-ray cases.