#WLF Mad Hatter
@wlfmadhatter
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Official Milliner for the Whiskas Liberation Front #WLF
Wherever I’m needed
Joined July 2011
#WLF Attention, Comrades! Sorry I’ve been out of touch. X decided to bounce me because they said I was underage. Idiots. My account has been recovered, at least for the time being, and I’m excavating the Hat Shoppe from weeks worth of dust.
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<doffs beret> Attention, #WLF Comrades! Comrade Athena (@poshcatathena) has been promoted to #WLF10thBattalion. Please congratulate her with a heartfelt YOWL and send comforting purrs to her family.
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<doffs beret> Attention, #WLF Comrades! Our elderly comrade @TourettesTabby2 has joined the #WLF10th Battalion. Please congratulate her on her promotion, and send comforting purrs to her staff who miss her very much.
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Attention, #WLF Comrades! Our comrade @CathyKeisha ‘s beloved momstaff, TW, has lost her battle with cancer. Please hold our comrade and her dadstaff in your hearts, and send #WLFhealingpurrs to comfort them.
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I will refine the halo when I get back to my hat shop, but Midnight’s Staff1 says this will do for now.
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Attention, #WLF Comrades! Comrade @Midnightpurrs has been promoted to #WLF10thBattalion. There will be a celebratory #yowl and toast at the @CatAndTrumpet this evening at 9pm British time/4pm US EDT. Please send comforting purrs to Midnight’s Staff1.
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D Chavcat Here you are, dear. I’ve announced your promotion to our Comrades.
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Attention Comrades! Comrade Juno @Chavcat has been promoted to #WLF10thBattalion. Please doff your berets and welcome her with a yowl! YOWWWWWWL!!! #WLF
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Attention, #WLF Comrades! Please remove your berets as a mark of respect for Comrade @Cat_Weasel, who has been promoted to #WLF10thBattalion. #WLFcomfortingpurrs are on their way to his beloved family and friends. YOOOOOWWWWWLLLL!
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Attention, #WLF Comrades! Two of our comrades — @Cat_Weasel and @GoblinJr3 — are ill, and could use #WLFHealingPurrs. Purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr.
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Attention, #WLF Comrades! London Bridge is down. Our Queen has been promoted to #WLF10thBattalion. YYYYOOOOWWWWLLLL!
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<respectfully removes top hat> Attention, Comrades! I regret to inform you that Comrade Chips @mnummy_maggot has been promoted to #WLF10thBattalion. #WLF YOOOWWWWWLLLL!
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2/2 According to my notes, the Founders were @tiddlesfry, @NyxTheNightCat, @aggersbracken, @BigWidu, @rowleywaycat, poss @Mr_Pie, poss @MrTibbsatAP, poss @TigLaMig, and possibly someone else whose name I can’t remember. Terribly sorry, but please get in touch. Tx.
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Attention #WLF Comrades! I have been asked by two of our Comrades (@Midnightpurrs and Miss Chips @mnummy_maggot) about the possibility of holding a #Catference, the first in several years. To that end, I would like to convene a meeting of the Founders Central Committee. 1/2
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Attention, Comrades! *doffs beret* Comrade Jaffa @myjaffa has been promoted to #WLF10thBattalion. Please send a comforting YOWL to his staff and friends. YYYYOOOOWWWWLLLL!
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D mnummy_maggot Here is your halo, Comrade. Wear it in good OTRB health.
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<removes beret> Attention, #WLF Comrades! Please pay your respects to Comrade Pud (@mnummy_maggot) who was promoted to #WLF10thBattalion. (I will present the halo when I get back to the hat shoppe.) There will be a YOWL to comfort Pud’s family tonight at 9pm British time/4pmEDT.
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<doffs beret> Attention, #WLF Comrades! Please pay your respects to @Mr_Pie, who has been promoted to #WLF10thBattalion, and send comforting purrs to his family.
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Attention, #WLF Comrades! Please welcome our newest cadet, Pixie @elfsdottir! Pixie is @Cat_Weasel’s niece, and @GoblinJr3’s sisfur. Viva! #wlfpassingout
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