Witty commentary
@wittycommentary
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Laughs on social commentary - Modern Humans: 'we're monkey brains, mixed with evolution beyond what we can comprehend or what we're designed for'
Joined September 2018
Best feeling in the word when you're listening to amazing music and you suddenly shiver all over #Spotify
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I wonder how many old people tried to Google search storm Dennis in the UK and got sent to pornstar Stormy Daniel's #stormydaniels
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My wife asked me why I was whispering at home, I said that I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed, Siri laughed... we all laughed. #jokes
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Do you realise every Star wars trilogy ends with palpatine electrocuting himself #starwars
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Here's a comparison between the opening crawl in @colintrevorrow's scrapped EPISODE IX script and the crawl's finalized version in #TheRiseOfSkywalker: https://t.co/W5DokLVSn9
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Official unused concept art pieces from #TheRiseOfSkywalker appear to show Darth Vader's ashes communicating with Kylo Ren! More new concept art here: https://t.co/Wzohk14uLO
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So, I just found out why #WonderWoman1984 was pushed back 7 months - my sources tell me it's the #Flashpoint! Which means a #DCEU Reboot! Complete details & breakdown!
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Have you ever been in the toilet so long looking at your phone that you've had to piss again #
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Accidentally left my toothbrush on charge over night and this morning I nearly knocked out a tooth #morningmotivation
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Why do most Australians when doing an impression of a foreign person always finish it with 'that was probably racist'. #Australia #Aussie
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Why do some people in the cinema think they're in their living room with their friends. #silenceinthecinema
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A man has never felt as helpless than when a mechanic is fixing your car and you're just stood there watching
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