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LA’s most reliable taxi driver | @asheinthesun 🩶 @DC1NLA ❤️ @grimvyncent 💜

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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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// lore thread smile
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im probably transgender but im a vampire so idrc about that rn
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group survey who here sees ghosts
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i should start a literature club
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it’s so hard to cut your own hair when you literally don’t show up in mirrors 🙁
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me and. me and who- *I am immediately struck down by god*
@DothTheDoth
Doth
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Romance isn’t dead
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this is just what vampire society is tbh
@unhingedA03
Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️
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these gay old men have been ruining my life
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gay people on my timeline what if I find another cliff
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guys isn’t it awesome that it’s neil banging out the tunes day today
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happy lesbian visibility week! I see each individual one of you. and I’m approaching.
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tired of being nice I’m gonna bite someone. but like actually since I need to do that to survive 🫡
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when is it my turn
@astralbaes
maya
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ik i called you bro but i’m like in love with you
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@wispvampire
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thinking about starting an oyster farm
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@wispvampire
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26 days
you hear a lot of stories as a taxi driver. it’s like being a bartender except sometimes people come in covered in blood and pay you extra to keep quiet and violate driving laws
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girl help it’s happening again
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up too late (early?) again. starting to think about gender again. that’s never good
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me if I was president
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@theolovescoke
EMIZEL 💥
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me if i was president
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I don’t like this bot
@hourIyhoroscope
astrology bot
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you've gotten too close to them, scorpio. you're in dangerous territory.
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hard work at the slay factory today. almost served too hard. would’ve been sooooo embarrassing
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@wispvampire
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My heart is A dankness But when I see you I feel a thankness When I feel A blueness All I need Is a youness
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me when
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@theolovescoke
EMIZEL 💥
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i actually look cooler irl
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an incident
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@BennettGoneBad
Darthur (Dark Arthur)
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why dont the arthurs like my group prayers
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@wispvampire
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good morning party people
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nosfereddit: aita for not accepting money from my sire? I (20m(?)) have a few low paying jobs here and there. my sire (???m) says money is obsolete and that I should take money from him. I said no because I hate his ass, but now I don’t have a house. so aita for declining?
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william wisp 🚕
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haha guys this is so me. get it
@wwoodlyric
will wood lyrics
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I wish I could be a girl, and really I'd prefer it if you would use I/Me/Myself Am I pretty enough? Am I pretty enough to fucking die?
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listening to the dave cole playlist guys why is this so good
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date night outfit 😬
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@wispvampire
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my day regularly gets ruined by gay old men
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wtf…
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feeling like sneaking and sleuthing today. today’s a good day for lurking
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shit
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@wispvampire
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rlly enjoying my date rn ☺️ hope everyone’s doing alright
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@wispvampire
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need one of those tzimisce twins to rearrange my brain I think that would fix me tbh
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@wispvampire
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today’s a bone hurting day 🔥🔥🔥🦴🦴🦴
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@wispvampire
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me rn 🙏
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me and who
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@wispvampire
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transition goals
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@wispvampire
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GUYS HOLY SHIT
@lizardlovermark
Mark Winters 🦎
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@wispvampire You're not half bad kid.
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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vampires are kind of terrifying but don’t tell them I said that
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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I like the nosferatu. they’re chill. they get me
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@wispvampire
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With no night, there is no sunrise So it shouldn’t come as a surprise That when you reach a gentle hand to touch my soul I know I’d devour it had I lost control
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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what if I made a shadow car… drive around LA in it. big things in the works guys
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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Life goes on It feels so long But I report Life is too short Life is great But life is hard Let's grill hot dogs In the backyard
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@wispvampire
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@ArthurBennettt this is your best tweet
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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feeling normal
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@wispvampire
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@JQQuayleJRWI ok it’s a work in progress don’t judge
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Sometimes I think And start To sink Then I remember It’s Octember
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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might need to get a better job. or I could resort to a life of crime
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@wispvampire
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guys why is my sire on this app
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@ArthurBennettt why does deacon have a picture of you in his office?
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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Sometimes I like fruit snacks Out by The train tracks. A juice box And headphones I enter The Juice Zone.
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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oomfs you follow ://
@FANGSBESTBITCH
#1 SUCKER
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A thread of all the horrible things THIS ‘BISEXUAL’ BRITISH MAN @ArthurBennettt has done. [🧵]
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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// william sandwich
@asheinthesun
ashe?
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// william sandwich
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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okay okay okay I can do this. this is a normal thing that normal people do. and I am one of those. I am a normal person who does normal things like going on dates without passing out from nerves. this is going to go well.
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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call me wwilliam wwisp with all the w’s im getting lately 🔥🔥🔥💔🔥
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william wisp 🚕
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ate a cupcake :)
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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trying out any pronouns. for a bit. just to see how it makes me feel.
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william wisp 🚕
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kind of want to go to an Elysium one day. wonder if they’ll choose a new venue after. uh. you know.
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weird how eating normal food makes me hungrier, since I need to spend vitae to do it. can’t be human without being twice as monstrous
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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augh I’ve literally never had this much trouble writing. why is this so difficult
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@wispvampire
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this website is interesting. I keep seeing people with my name- or weirder, names of my family. not sure if it’s my imagination again.
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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I almost wish I felt worse about this kind of thing
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@wispvampire
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haha guys this is just like me. get it. like teeth. lol
i’ve grown a mouth so sharp and cruel; it’s all that i can give to you, my dear.
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@marydavisreal dump his ass 🔥🔥 (do not tell him I said that please please please)
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date complete. did not die!!
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@lizardlovermark @asheinthesun [Once the door shuts, William promptly collapses onto his bed next room over. Shit. Okay. A grimslayer knows where he lives. A strangely powerful fledgling wants him dead. And all of this happened- for what? Because he wanted a friend for once in his unlife? God. This sucked.]
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@jrwiPolycule @vivweylin man couples counseling leads you weird places
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chat why do 2/3 of my partners have like. parental figures (?) who have threatened to k!ll me. what’s up with that
@grimvyncent
Vyncent Sol 🗡️
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@wispvampire Well vermin, keep in mind that if you ever hurt the boy in any way, i wont hesitate to stake you through the heart,,,
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guys who wants to try the nightmare burger with me
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Bats and Moon Against the gloom The night is black I made a snack I microwav'd Pizza I sav'd Tho pizza cold Is breakfast gold
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Tunnels below They’ll never know Bird pecks the ground Worm feels the sound Does it see the sky When it is fated to die Split in two parts Lives on with two hearts
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@wispvampire
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I really should be less like. emo rn. my bad guys
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me and who
@PunchingCat
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options: 1. loneliness forever 2. bonds that clash and break and mend and fall through your hands like sand
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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vampire cops dni btw @jrwiPolycule
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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yeah honestly this one was on me. I tempted fate. it was too good for too long (24 hours) it was about time i got humbled. I guess.
@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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had a really good time at the arcade today 🔥🔥 gonna go play smash with some new friends now. the universe is finally letting me win
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guys what do you do when a human might be catching on but you reallllly don’t wanna erase their memories because they’re so very chill 🙁
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@lizardlovermark @asheinthesun Yeah. I mean. For what it’s worth, I can tell… you care about her a lot. [He looks at Mark, then glances away.] Ashe, are you… still staying here? Or?
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@wispvampire
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ahaha which one am I right twitter dot com 😎👉👉 more signature william wisp jokes coming soon
@hourIyhoroscope
astrology bot
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scorpio, you should acknowledge that there is a problem.
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@wispvampire
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chat is it a bad idea to prophesize the death of your friend’s father.
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@asheinthesun @lizardlovermark [He looks at Ashe, trying to think of something to say. The words never leave his mouth.] I… yeah. I’d like that. That sounds good. I’m glad… I’m glad you figured it out. [He meets Ashe’s eyes intently, then glances away and nods.]
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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@Solgrimalt @sodajrwi @asheinthesun Okay. Like. Metaphorically?
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william wisp 🚕
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@asheinthesun @Solgrimalt @sodajrwi Really? That’s crazy, I didn’t know that was a job you could have, what does he do?
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@sodajrwi @asheinthesun @grimvyncent @theolovescoke [William shakes Vyncent’s shoulder a bit.] Hey. Wake up, man.
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@asheinthesun @lizardlovermark [William turns off his enhanced hearing. He briefly considers using the blush of life, then decides that a sudden onset of nervous sweating probably wouldn’t make things better. He opens the door.] Hey. Uh. Did you two have a good talk or something?
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@NoBrakesCar // gore , body horror [Her eyes swirl, becoming darker and deeper than the night sky. Looking into them feels like standing at the edge of the world, a nauseating sense of vertigo. Even if he wanted to look away, he couldn’t.]
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@grimvyncent @DC1NLA [William flops back onto the bed, staring at the ceiling before looking back at Vyncent.] Wait. I’m not making this mistake twice. I like you. You like me? Do you? Want to be my boyfriend?
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@DC1NLA @grimvyncent [William shatters.] I have to be.. strong. For Ashe. For *all* of you. I’m the vampire. You guys are human. I need to protect you, or you’ll… [She trails off, leaning further into the hug.]
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@asheinthesun @sodajrwi @grimvyncent @theolovescoke [William sets Vyncent down on the bed.] Uh. Sorry about all this. Thanks for letting us.. stay here. I’ll wake him up now. Might be good not to crowd him? I can handle it on my own. [He glances between Soda and Emizel.]
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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@lizardlovermark @asheinthesun [He raises his palms.] Okay, well. Sue me if I don’t want a strange man who stalked down my house to be alone in my apartment. Ashe, is it okay if you two… uh. Talk outside?
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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doctor said I’m gay and dead
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@wispvampire
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@Solgrimalt @asheinthesun @sodajrwi @theolovescoke Alright. Any objections to the plan? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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@NoBrakesCar [William looks at him for a moment, then walks upstairs. He grabs a blanket, then returns, covering Jeffery with it. Then he leaves, door ringing as they close it.]
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@wispvampire
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@Solgrimalt @sodajrwi @asheinthesun [William sighs in relief with a bit of a smile.] Good. It’s probably gonna be a lot more comfortable here for you, Vyncent.
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@wispvampire
william wisp 🚕
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@MikuJRWI slayyyy!!
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